angelina jolie turns gay with megan fox

The most spectacular event imaginable in the universe.

Preceded by if/when/unless to represent the sort of circumstances under which you might change your mind about something.

Girl 1: Are you coming to Josh's party tonight?

Girl 2: Meh, I gots to work tomorrow. But call me when you're there if Angelina Jolie turns gay with Megan Fox.

**Later that night**

Girl 1: Hey! They just found Osama bin Laden hiding in Josh's basement!!

Girl 2: Dude, I'm sleeping. I said to call me if Angelina Jolie turned gay with Megan Fox.

by newsvava February 12, 2009

Princess Angelina contessa louisa Francesca banana fanna bo besca the third

Dot warner from Animaniacs’ full name, damn that’s a long fucking name

“I’m Princess Angelina contessa Louisa Francesca banana fanna bo besca the third, but you can call me Dot!”

by YakkoSimp November 28, 2020

angelina podolsky

she’s a real oneee. she’s definitely part of the gucci gang yeet skeet my meeat family. her bestie is zoe colimon (you should look zoe up on urban dictionary toooooooo she’s a snakk) ANGELIFAS A REAL SNACKTASTIC SISTERRRRR

CAN ANGELINA PODOLSKYYYY REPORT TO MRS. SKRRRT SKRRRRT’S OFFICE

by hey gucci gang January 15, 2019

Angelina McKinnis

Angelina is a very nice person. She helps people in need. She does her best in school and loves her friends. She was bullied a lot. She is all about white boys! She falls in love to quickly. She is nice,pretty,kind of tall. She cant date till she is 16 years old. But she is in love with a boy that is too private to share name. She haves brown/blond hair. She have brown eyes. She is loyal and cute. She is also my bestfriend!

Angelina McKinnis is so cool!

by catiechickenstrip November 20, 2019

Angelina

Angelina is a smart,funny person. Although she is really mischievous.She might act innocent in front of people but is rude ah to her besties and will never allow u to sit next to her because she needs “private space” she has a crush on guys called jad,sajed,youssef,kyle,rakan

Angelina;a poop 💩

by the.most.random.chic November 25, 2019

Angelina Holden

A girl who is sometimes shy, but once you get to know her she is super fun and crazy.

Boy: Who is that shy chick?
Girl: That’s Angelina Holden, she’s actually really cool once you get to know her

by StripperSloth February 2, 2018

Angelina

Angelina is one of the most amazing girl in this world. Every boy likes spending time with her. She ist very sweet, lovely, helpful, friendly and hot as fuck. She loves her family and friends, and she sometimes like arguing with her best friends. Every boy could be more than happy to call her his girlfriend!

Angelina is the best.

by Schmettertante January 3, 2017