Alcolemia

Condition suffered by those who force themselves to puke after binge drinking so they don't feel as bad the next day.

"I dont know how you can feel so good this morning, we drank ourselves stupid last night" "It's my Alcolemia, you laughed at me last night but whos laughing now?"

by KurtMac November 27, 2007

Leave me alone

If a girl tells you this, she can mean two different things.

1. Leave me alone you fucking slut, I've told you this too many times. Leave me alone.
2. Please notice me! Oh my god! Notice meeeeee!

1. Guy: Hey.
Girl: Leave me alone, you texted me like five minutes ago.
Guy: what?
Girl: LEAVE ME ALOOOOOOOONE!

2. Guy: Hey.
Girl: Leave me alone.
Guy: What?
Girl: Please... leave me be. I'm so sad. =c

by MakerOfMemes June 12, 2017

alloneword

In an Internet address, a way of indicating that several words are all jammed together into one word.

bubba: What's yr Internet address?
htrn: htrn@overyonder<alloneword>.com

by daDebil February 29, 2004

alcorexic

The act of not eating any food during the day in order to be able to get drunk off fewer drinks.

Beth: You haven't eaten anything all day!
Sarah: It's ok, I'm alcorexic today since we're going out tonight!

by Cools14 October 7, 2011

I-dance-alone

A lumbering oaf who goes to a club to dance by himself even when hot girls are wanting to dance with him.

Billy: Dude, that hot chick wanted to dance with you!
Kage: Sorry The Bill, I-dance-alone

by Billy Bee February 7, 2007

stand alone

Caused when someone you're with gets in a stop and chat, leaving you stood slightly away on your own, and very very bored. As painful as the stop and chat itself.

Bill: Me n Ben were in town earlier, he had a stop and chat with some gimp he works with and the fucker left me in a stand alone.
Bob: What a cunt.

by dcgate February 5, 2007

alcove

Good for spelunking.

See: bat cave, bear trap, bearded clam, bearded taco, beaver, bermuda triangle, box, bucket seat, cake, chuff box, cockpit, cooch, coochie, coochie-pop, coose, cooter, cooze, crack, crawl space, cum depository, cum dumpster, cuntcake, cunt, cunny, donut, dripping delta, felted mound, fillet-o-fish, finger hut, fish, fish taco, front bum, fly catcher, fuckhole, garage, gash, gates of Heaven, golden doorway, Grand Canyon, growler, hatchet wound, heaven's door, hole, honey cave, honey pot, hot box, jaws of Hell, lobster pot, loins, loose meat sandwich, lotus, love box, love canal, lower lips, meat wallet, muff, nooch, nook, nookie, peach, pearly panty gates, pocket, poon, poontang, purse, pussy, quiff, quim, rat trap, scratch, sheath, slash, slit, snapper, snatch, space, split, stench trench, tampon socket, temple, thingy, tool shed, tuna, tunnel, twat, undercut, vagina, vertical smile, wishing well, whisker box, womb, x, yoni

Children, do you really need an example?

by T. J. October 30, 2003