Adam

Your average fucking wanker who spends more time acting like Adam Johnson that Adam B. Sleeps till six pm every day to see what's new on FIFA. Bisexual, only fw year 2>. The only good thing is his mum's arse you'll find. Essentially just someone that supports a bang average team because he's fleshy and human not plastic. Don't leave defenceless women/children around Adam, he'll go Ian Moor on em. Also packs mediocre players on FIFA. WARNING: NEVER, EVER TOUCH HIS BACK DURING THE SUMMER SEASONS, IT WILL HURT HIS SCATHING WOUNDS HE WAS GIVEN BY WALKING PAST A CHURCH, HIS EYES TURN BLACK AND HE TURNS HOSTILE!

Fuck this, this party will get shot up if Adams goin be here

by BIGSENSUALPANDA July 9, 2020

Adam

Adam... that one guy that kinda just sits there at the parties. Not really cute but not really ugly. The ladies refer to his as ”ight”.

“Adam and I made out on Halloween,” said darla, “but his breath kinda stank”.

by Dumbnig December 3, 2018

Adam

Usually ginger and are also nonces make sure to hide you kids from anyone with this name

Mate don’t be an Adam and nonce those kids

by Evan speirs May 3, 2019

Adam

The First Adam failed humanity in God.
The Last Adam saved humanity in God.
He is identified as Jesus Christ of Nazareth.

And is soon to return.

"I am the First and the Last"

Adam is a Hebrew word meaning "made from dirt"

by sh1bb0leth April 19, 2022

adam

the biggest mooch ever. Can smell weed from a mile away

"Dont be such an adam, I dont have any weed."

"Watch out,that kid is an adam."

by womper777 March 22, 2009

Adam

a stupid nigger

adam is such a nigger

by Nig nog Adam June 25, 2017

Adam

A life saver who phones your mother when you're too drunk to remember your phone password

Cheers bro I wouldn't have gotten home if it wasn't for you, you're a fucking adam

by Robbie5.5 May 25, 2015