Your average fucking wanker who spends more time acting like Adam Johnson that Adam B. Sleeps till six pm every day to see what's new on FIFA. Bisexual, only fw year 2>. The only good thing is his mum's arse you'll find. Essentially just someone that supports a bang average team because he's fleshy and human not plastic. Don't leave defenceless women/children around Adam, he'll go Ian Moor on em. Also packs mediocre players on FIFA. WARNING: NEVER, EVER TOUCH HIS BACK DURING THE SUMMER SEASONS, IT WILL HURT HIS SCATHING WOUNDS HE WAS GIVEN BY WALKING PAST A CHURCH, HIS EYES TURN BLACK AND HE TURNS HOSTILE!
by BIGSENSUALPANDA July 9, 2020

The First Adam failed humanity in God.
The Last Adam saved humanity in God.
He is identified as Jesus Christ of Nazareth.
And is soon to return.
"I am the First and the Last"
The Last Adam saved humanity in God.
He is identified as Jesus Christ of Nazareth.
And is soon to return.
"I am the First and the Last"
by sh1bb0leth April 19, 2022

The best guy in the entire universe. Adam has a huge penis that can be between 7 - 12 inches. He is amazing at sex and is a very romantic person. He will always cheer you up and will sacrifice his time for his friends and carries the burdens of everyone to help them. He is a chick magnet and racks in all the girls. He tends to hide his nice side from his friends so he can fit in. Everyone will always love Adam even though he can have an ego sometimes. He is the best boyfriend you can ever ask for and will always comfort you no matter what. Once you start having sex with him you wont ever want to stop, he will fuck you into next week and make you have the best orgasm ever. His dick is incredible and it will be the only dick you ever want
by Jokeeeman November 5, 2021

by womper777 March 22, 2009

adam if you are reading this i hope you die.jk i love you I would fuck you day and night but i cant because you wont let me with your consent which i respect but plz let me fuck you.
sexy nigga adam
by MinecraftYOLOswagmaster May 10, 2018

Hilarious, honest, and humble. A dark haired boy with kind eyes who is immediately open and welcoming. You can always count on him for a good laugh and to laugh at your worst jokes. He makes you feel incredibly special and is always there to lift you up even as he gives you jabs. He doesn’t realize how intelligent, talented, and unique he is and how valuable and infectious his personality is. A plain name for a cool cat.
Person 1: What are you so happy about?
Person 2: Oh, I just came from hanging out with Adam. He always makes me smile.
Person 2: Oh, I just came from hanging out with Adam. He always makes me smile.
by Vegan_bacon July 6, 2018
