accidental lesbianism

It's like the female equivalent of no homo.

"Hey I heard you went down on Stacey last night, does that mean your gay now?"
"What? No it was totally accidental lesbianism, we're just friends."

by Insecure Homo October 14, 2016

Accidental fuck boy

A man who unintentionally becomes a fuck boy - generally finds out once his friends make him aware of his fuck boy tendencies.

Johnny was unaware he was an accidental fuck boy until his friends brought it to his attention.

by Redleader69 October 12, 2023

accidental doorbell

When you wipe after using the bathroom and misjudge how strong the toilet paper is, usually after changing brands recently.

I hate when my roommate buys different toilet paper than I do, because if I don't pay attention to which brand is on the holder, I sometimes give myself an accidental doorbell.

by hellcat1988 June 6, 2021

Accidental Bacharach

When you try talking dirty, fail terribly, and end up composing a classic pop song.

I tried talking dirty to my girl last night. I was so bad that she left me, but my Accidental Bacharach has reached number one.

by CreditToBenjaminacus February 10, 2023

Accidental trans

Accidental trans is when a person, usually born male stops getting haircuts, working out or watching their weight and ends up with long hair and a softer body. If the male is still shaving his face he will find himself becoming more woman like, thus trans.

Have you seen Mark since the pandemic?
He’s a total accidental trans. Long hair soft body,,I thought I was meeting up with his Mom.

by Torpy July 30, 2021

Accidentally

When you do something or say something you didn't mean toto.

I swear I'd never be racist, I just accidentally said the n word when I was saying something I'd never be racist I swear. 👉👈

by Enderwolf20995 March 24, 2020

Accidental cults

I don't think I should have to say this but... You know I'm not going to be super stoked about a bunch of accidental cults running around and harvesting souls in my name right? Right? Because that would constitute charlatanry and if it isn't ABUNDANTLY CLEAR... I'm against that.

Hym "Hey, and don't go blaming me for accidental cults. Alright? We all know how I feel about charlatanry from watching Lucifer... The show were Lucifer hates sin and that's why he punishes them and is a Sherlock Holmes-esque police consultant show... Which is a thing I wrote about... Entirely coincidental I'm sure... The timelines match up.... Just saying.... But yeah, don't let me be the God of your charlatan religion... Not a great way to die... Not going to be a great thing to wake up to after you die..."

by Hym Iam February 22, 2023