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wesley keen

soccer asshole who likes to perv on girls and get fucked in the ass
Man that dude over there is such a Wesley Keen.
by PappaSmurf69420 October 29, 2018
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Talking like a Wesley

When someone is talking to you and you have no idea what their talking about, but you just can't stop listening because you love listening to them.
"Wesley I have no idea what your talking about, but I love listening to you." That person at the bar last night was "Talking like a Wesley."
by Spacewrangler October 19, 2015
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Wesley

People named Wesley are the sexiest people around, they always brighten up your day and turn you on just by listening to their voice or seeing their body or face. They have the most amazing singing voice that can make you nut in just a second and also are incredibly smart. Just having them tutor you for an hour will help your grades go up by 15 percent. They are exceptionally good at math and science and always get full marks in tests. Especially in EOY English tests. They have the sexiest Moustaches and are the tallest and manliest and hottest men out there. They are most compatible with Ruth's but they are extremely weak against Marcy's and Tasty's.
Person 1: Oh my god is he a Wesley? I heard they're very nice in bed. Person 2: He's mine don't even look at him. Person 1: Keep dreaming we both know we have no chance with him because we're not a Ruth.
by Wesleyissexy October 15, 2023
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Wesley

Aims to disappoint Taylor as a 24/7 gig…also sucks at guessing bingo themes
Me: Hey Wesley what’s the bingo theme?

Wesley: pumpkin
by Xxtot October 3, 2022
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Wesley Weldman

A phrase synonymous with pure wit,wisdom and intelligence.In the country of Azerbaijan, it is a great honour to be called a Wesley Weldman
*A man called Tom has given an excellent speech*
Man:Wow did you hear that speech Tom gave?
Man 2:Yeah he seemed really Wesley Weldman the entire time.
by WesleyWeldmanFan January 18, 2021
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Wesley

A perfect man. The most perfect in the history of ever. The literal and actual best.
Wesley is literally so perfect.
by Kimberlynawtkardashian February 17, 2022
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jada wesley

She's smart and pretty and she's a idol to everyone
by May4 May 6, 2019
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