snake

a long skinny poop that "snakes" down the toilet is often referred to as a snake.

Dude every time my wife leaves the bathroom, she leaves a snake in the toilet.

by The Professor's Brain June 1, 2013

Snake

Verb
To slap or hit someone quickly without them expecting it

If you keep that up I will snake you

by Juan_Carlos658 December 6, 2016

Snake

A fake ass person who acts like your friend to reach a goal or objective

; A back stabber

Snake - 1. Someone to date your ex

2. Someone to never pay you back

3. Sneaky lil nigga

by Laidja334 August 9, 2016

Snake

A person most likely a girl who talks a lot of shit. Pretends to be your best friend, but stand you in the back and talks shit about you. Don’t trust a snake, they always bite you in the back :0.

Boy-look our for gisel and Kimberly they’re snakes !
Girl-oh no they’re mad fake !!

by Poopooohead567 June 9, 2018

Snake

A bitch named Jake Paul.

Jake the snake.

by Cloutgangforlife October 28, 2017

Snake

1. A reptile animal that slithers on the ground, making a hiss noise with his slender, two edged tongue. They have scaly skin and feed on prey, as large as a mouse, and swallow it whole. They can also attack humans. Their environment can mostly be in the woods.

2. Another name for poop that is long enough to resemble the long slender body of a snake.

3. A person who backstabs their friend, (e.g. lying, tricking them). Almost no one when they realize someone is a snake likes the person. Someone who isn't a snake may act snakish on accident.

1. "The snake is a predator."
2. "Sorry. I was in the bathroom pooping out snakes."
3. "I can't believe he did that, hes a snake."

by BoltznNutz July 3, 2018

Snake

Some one who doesnt care for anyone elses well being..

That dude is a fucking SNAKE

by C-Funk May 13, 2005