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a nigel danger wank

Nigel was in his bedroom and he shouted downstairs, Mum(deceased and rotten) call the fucking police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces. As soon as nigel heard her scream he dropped his trousers and commenced the danger wank. As nigel heard mummy stomp up the stairs nigel knew he had to be quick so he upped the pace, as nigel heard her stumble on the top step, which bought him some time. Unfortunately nigel timed his finish badly. As nigels mum barged through the door armed with a rolling pin nigel chugged all over mummy. nigel spent the evening in A&E with concusion.
by mrs tosser October 6, 2025
mugGet the a nigel danger wankmug.

Nigel

A greeting from one hood member to another. This word can be used by all races.
Yo what up my nigel! Oh yo tyrone whats been poppin

#mynigel
by rumrumrumrumrumvrum January 16, 2019
mugGet the Nigelmug.

Nigel

Person that rizz girls or mums
jake was nigeling aleah. Nigel did me well last night!
by WrapItBeforeYouTapIt August 5, 2023
mugGet the Nigelmug.

Nigel's dead mum

Nigel's keeping dead mums body's under the bed ATM'ing their weekly pension
Nigel's dead mum is beginning to rot
by mrs tosser August 3, 2025
mugGet the Nigel's dead mummug.

nigels mums empathy

My son nigel is mentally disabled, but I still love him. I wish I never met his ugly father at the club
by mrs tosser October 19, 2025
mugGet the nigels mums empathymug.

Nigelism

A ideology for all nigels and their followers must be taken seriously otherwise Nigel will disapprove
Do you study Nigelism
by KingKole August 1, 2022
mugGet the Nigelismmug.

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