Nigel was in his bedroom and he shouted downstairs, Mum(deceased and rotten) call the fucking police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces. As soon as nigel heard her scream he dropped his trousers and commenced the danger wank. As nigel heard mummy stomp up the stairs nigel knew he had to be quick so he upped the pace, as nigel heard her stumble on the top step, which bought him some time. Unfortunately nigel timed his finish badly. As nigels mum barged through the door armed with a rolling pin nigel chugged all over mummy. nigel spent the evening in A&E with concusion.
by mrs tosser October 6, 2025
Get the a nigel danger wankmug. by rumrumrumrumrumvrum January 16, 2019
Get the Nigelmug. by WrapItBeforeYouTapIt August 5, 2023
Get the Nigelmug. by mrs tosser August 3, 2025
Get the Nigel's dead mummug. My son nigel is mentally disabled, but I still love him. I wish I never met his ugly father at the club
by mrs tosser October 19, 2025
Get the nigels mums empathymug. by mrs tosser October 16, 2025
Get the a nigel BD partymug. A ideology for all nigels and their followers must be taken seriously otherwise Nigel will disapprove
by KingKole August 1, 2022
Get the Nigelismmug.