kicker consultant

A self-proclaimed, dominator of the kicker (K) position in the world of fantasy football. One who is far superior in the skilled craft of monster leg spotting.

“I can’t belive ya’ll are so jealous of my kicker this year. Listen to yourselves. That’s how I know I dominated the league this year. I may as well be a kicker consultant” - Justin P

by Shadwims December 20, 2017

Pussy Kicker

Someone who doesn't want sex, or is pushing sex away.

Dave: Damn, why don't I get any bitches?
Daniel: Maybe because you call women bitches? It makes you a pussy kicker.

by BennyVegas April 17, 2020

box kicker

army slang for supply transport troops or truck drivers

Private : we are just box kicker and now you want us to be your fireteam
Sergeant : We are marines ! Do you got that clear private !
Private : Sir,yes,sir !

by r3v0lut10n October 12, 2017

Kicker

1. A kid, who know who you are, who likes to kick stuff.
2. A slang term for "kick me" or "kick something while highjumping"

1. "Hey dude the kicker just jumped the fence.
2. "Kicker! I need you to help with my aerobics"
3. "All hail King Kicker!!!" (Haray!!!)

by Julio Sanchez October 25, 2003

Copper Kicker

Someone who is useless to society's standards and an overall sexless loser

Hey you seen Matt around lately, nah he's kind of a copper kicker so I haven't really wanted to be around him

by ChuggyLittleBuddy November 24, 2021

Baby kicker

noun; one who strikes babies or small children with his or her feet; someone who hates children for no viable reason

Why are you such a baby kicker?
I wouldn't let your kids near him, he's a baby kicker.

by OvaltineJohnson March 14, 2011

The Face Kicker

The face kicker is a shot of alcohol with a bump of ketamine in it. The k and booze mix in the stomach and hit so hard its like being kicked in the face

Adam is doing the face kicker again. I'm surprised he can still stand

by ekul merlini February 24, 2008