A horrible human who will fly you to the fuck bend just to break up with you. causes many emotional breakdowns and LIES
by st3phhhh February 6, 2017
Get the Joeymug. One of the biggest liberals you will meet he can be fun most of the time but one little thing can evolve into an overreaction
by Veryexcite July 17, 2018
Get the Joeymug. A guy who takes your care packages in MW2, especially when they're harrier airstrikes. Typically considered a jerk.
Person 1: Dude you took my FUCKING CARE PACKAGE, you're such a jerk joey.
Person 2: Dude w/e, don't be such a debbie downer.
Person 2: Dude w/e, don't be such a debbie downer.
by xMrSprinkles56x January 6, 2010
Get the Joeymug. A rather annoying individual who relies too much on others to form his own opinions. A Joey tends to duplicate others extremely well. Also, Joeys tends to lack the maturity level of those around him, which repels fellow people near his age group.
Person Near Age Level: God DAMN! Grow up Joey, do it yourself! It's like everything I do gets copied by you!
Joey: What are you talking about? I'm old enough to make my own decisions.
Person Near Age Level: omg I'm about to commit suicide.
Joey: Can I join?
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Spongebob: Say, you're pretty good.
Patrick: Thanks.
Spongebob: HAH!
Patrick: HAH!
Spongebob: Darn.
Patrick: Darn.
Spongebob: Mary had a....
Patrick: Mary had a.....
Spongebob: ...little lamb who's fleece was white as
Patrick: ....little lamb who's fleece was white as
Spongebob + Patrick: PICKLED FISHSTICKS!
Joey: What are you talking about? I'm old enough to make my own decisions.
Person Near Age Level: omg I'm about to commit suicide.
Joey: Can I join?
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Spongebob: Say, you're pretty good.
Patrick: Thanks.
Spongebob: HAH!
Patrick: HAH!
Spongebob: Darn.
Patrick: Darn.
Spongebob: Mary had a....
Patrick: Mary had a.....
Spongebob: ...little lamb who's fleece was white as
Patrick: ....little lamb who's fleece was white as
Spongebob + Patrick: PICKLED FISHSTICKS!
by maximumpwnage1337133713371337 April 30, 2009
Get the Joeymug. a young Asian man, who lives in Indiana and is discovering he is the chosen one, an ancient Korean samurai warrior who is destined to save man kind!
Man 1- do you know joey?
Man 2- Yes the gods chose him as the chosen one!
Man 1- He will save man kind
Man 2- Yes the gods chose him as the chosen one!
Man 1- He will save man kind
by thedarkflyinghorse November 3, 2009
Get the joeymug. Joey is known to being a unique girl like her name. Joey is a girl you'll never find any where else. She is beautiful, smart, and sweet, and innocent looking but despite of her innocent looks pull one wrong move and you'll end up in a hospital. To strangers she may be rude at first but as you go in deeper you'll find there much more than her some what big mouth. She keeps promises and secrets even if it means deathly consiquences (no reallly) and is always there to give out a hand. She's is also known as the "mature" type of person with there moments that they end up acting like a five year old kid. To some people she may seem flawless but like any human she isn't perfect, she has a short fuse and will ask for respect. Not only that but DOES NOT get along with many girls as she says " I don't need to have lying sluts with me I know my brothas will always have my back" No matter what, I know that she'll always be one of the boys<3
Beverly: Ugh did you see Joey today? She's always hanging out with guys! What a slut!
*Beverly gets tapped in the shoulder, turns around*
Joey: You do know I only hang out with guys to get away from bitches like you, right? Oh and next time your gonna talk crap make sure I'm not in a hearing distance.
*Punches Beverly in the face*
*Beverly gets tapped in the shoulder, turns around*
Joey: You do know I only hang out with guys to get away from bitches like you, right? Oh and next time your gonna talk crap make sure I'm not in a hearing distance.
*Punches Beverly in the face*
by honnneybunns August 6, 2011
Get the Joeymug. 