lolly gobbler

A paedophile, particularly one who lures his victims from "picture perfect" suburban neighbourhoods.

Those three kids got snatched by a particularly vile lolly gobbler yesterday.

by findsam September 3, 2006

floppy gobbler

the flap of skin over the clit which is usualy used as an insult

man that guy was a floppy gobbler

by cody cox May 13, 2005

turkey gobbler

the section of one's scrotum that shows when the testes are pulled back and is flowing like a crumpled paper bag

Dude, I swear to god, Dan just flashed his T.G.(turkey gobbler) for like, the forth time today.

by Spike "Bottom-line" Bassey October 23, 2003

Poo Gobbler

an infant, who unsuspecting to its parents, removes its own diaper and plays with and eats its own poo. This usually occurs when the child is in its crib and is believed to be sleeping.

Mom: Can you believe the baby took off her poopy diaper again?
Dad: Did she eat some poo?
Mom: Yep.
Dad: Damn, she is such a little poo gobbler, I hope she grows out of it.

by Mommy G September 28, 2006

Glizzy gobbler

Someone who deep throats hot dogs like it’s their grandmas clit

“Hey wanna see me gobble down this glizzy?” Said aazian

“Fuck no glizzy gobblers are for sus boys” said Brandon

by That man James July 28, 2020

chod gobbler

One who gobbles, or devours, chod.

Man, Ed is chod gobbler, he gobbles miles of chod, that's a lot of dick

by snmdbc February 8, 2007

Hog-gobbler

A woman or man who sleeps with a married man, to break up his marriage.

Christina Metheny what is a hog-gobbler? I'm am

by Rawr and stuff March 31, 2017