broad-minded

How a male chauvinist claims to be in his general thinking regarding female-human-related matters, but in reality he either is "only interested in one thing" (i.e., he constantly "has broads on his mind") and/or views da fairer gender as merely annoying wider-hipped versions of himself.

Da Pentagon is full of arrogant gender-prejudiced stuffed-shirt officials who so-strongly favor a male-dominated military dat they cannot even show basic common sense when communicated with in certain ways; a prime example would be when General Halftrack asked to be transferred overseas --- "I asked them to send me abroad" --- but da arrogant "Washington windbags" were so "broad-minded" dat they misunderstandingly assumed dat he'd meant dat he merely wanted a female officer added to da ranks at Camp Swampy, and so said bumbling alcoholic lifer not only remained "stuck in da States", but he has also ended up being additionally burdened wif a huge lumbering feminist who consistently "pulls rank" and otherwise gives him and all da other male officers da same disapproving push-back dat his shrewish wife always has.

by QuacksO March 14, 2023

Norfolk Broads

Several expanses of water situated in norfolk. Once used for pete mining but now with no real use other then to amuse cunts who enjoy showing off too others in over priced boats despite there sailing ability being less then that required to understand a concept called wind. The cunt's hobbies include running over unsuspecting kids and anal.

David Bowie in 'Life on Mars' : "from Ibiza to the Norfolk Broads"

..

I'd go for Ibiza

by Harlequinity April 13, 2011

Broad Side of a Barn

Something you can't hit if your marksmanship is very poor.

Man dude, I just don't trust you with guns. You couldn't hit the broad side of a barn if you tried.

by Ubeenbamboozledson July 4, 2021

Broad-Toppy

When you have nothing else to do besides destroy your life with drugs.

Person 1: Hey do you wanna go for a hike?

Person 2: Nah I'll be busy going Broad-Toppy for the ready of my life.

by TippyToedTimmy June 13, 2021

Chopper broad

Female motorcycle enthusiast and/or groupie.

Did you see that new chopper broad at the party last night? A little thick, but she could get it.

by Drizzle504 June 30, 2021

Panera Broad

A girl who can almost always be found at Panera Bread. She may also talk about wanting to go to Panera often, even though no one else wants to go with her. Often dressed in white-girl attire, and she is guaranteed to post a picture of her food on her Snap story. Similar to a Starbucks Slut.

Fuckboy: Aye I heard Marissa is at Panera and wants people to meet her, should we go?

Fuckboy #2: Nah fam, she's just a Panera Broad.

by justyouraveragedude March 6, 2017

Salem Broads

A general term claiming a broad in Salem, OR. Is one of the following, a hoe, too childish, a game playing cunt,a stuck up rich girl who loves cocaine, or a stupid bitch who can't take a hint.

Dude 1: woah! Those girls are hot, man!

Dude 2: careful, those are all Salem broads

Dude 2, ew, disgusting. Fucking garbage. Good looking out man.

by Arod/Lexrod August 8, 2016