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Cole Raymond Southgate

Cole is a kid that is somehow 14 and 4'9. He is really pissy sometimes and has never had a girlfriend. He has a mom named Kelly that is pretty Ummm different.
Cole Raymond Southgate is a short bitch.
by anonymous November 12, 2020
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Raymond

A term used when you're going to say something but then doesn't continue what you were going to say.
He just pulled a Raymond right now!
Don't pull a Raymond on us.
by chipandsprites November 16, 2020
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Raymond

A handsome man who deeply in love with a person named Aaliyah
Me: Yo whats up rayond, who r u stalking now??
Raymond: Its in my Urban Dictionary defintion lol
by Louxlen555 November 23, 2020
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Raymond

A handsome man who is deeply in love with a person named Aaliyah
Me: Yo whats up rayond, who r u stalking now??
Raymond: Its in my Urban Dictionary defintion lol
by Louxlen555 November 23, 2020
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Raymond

Damn that guy who told me to stop humping a small child at the beach today was such a Raymond!
by jalust November 1, 2020
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Raymond

animal crossing's version of OVER POPLATED GAMES FOR NO FRICKING REASON hes just a fricking villager, I DONT GET WHATS SO SPECIAL ABOUT HIM, IS IT BECUSE HE HAS TWO DIFFRENT EYE COLERS? oh wait its because there's no amiibo card for him... THATS THE MOST DUMBEST REASON FOR ANYTHING TO GET POPULAR HOW DOES THAT EVEN WORK???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Raymond is suffering because of every middle age teen following the newest """"""""FaBaBaB"""""" ...... i honestly dont know how to feel at this one
by someone else thats not u February 10, 2021
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Raymond's Mustache

Raymond's Mustache is a God tier entity which has assimilated with Raymond's upper lip. This mustache is in fact sentient and has partial control over Raymond's actions, thoughts, and decisions. The mustache has existed long before Raymond has been alive, however, Raymond is the mustache's favorite host thus far. This mustache's biological trail can be traced back to the early 18th century, its first host was Black Beard.

The Biology

The mustache is impervious to fire, cold temperatures, acid, hair remover, and most other dangers present to a mustache. While there is no recorded evidence of the mustache being shaved or damaged by a razor, it is able to be trimmed by the host. While there is no danger to the host from assimilation, if he host decides to attempt to remove or shave the mustache the hair follicles with pierce the brain stem, killing the host. After the hosts death the mustache has approximately 48 hours to find a new host and begin the new assimilation.

The mustache connects to the host's brain by burrowing its fair follicles through the upper lip and through the skull to attach to the brain stem. The pheromones released by the hair endings control the release and reception of different chemicals in the brain, this usually ends up in the host becoming syndical and 'grumpy'. Raymond is no different, the composition of his brain is forever changed so that the mustache will stay in one place rich in nutrients and where the climate perfectly supports its growth.
Man, that thing is stronger than Raymond's Mustache
by Lusamyne February 13, 2021
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