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secret mermaid

A secret mermaid is when a man makes his arm go numb/dead and then starts masterbating making it feel like someone else is doing it for him
Dan: Whats your favourite thing to do

Phil: Recreate a secret mermaid
by Jhhhjnnbbj July 30, 2017
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Moist Mermaid

Tie a girls legs together during sex, then pull out at the end and finish on her body
Last night I did a sick moist mermaid
by Dan2024 March 10, 2022
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Mermaid in a Manhole

when a Chad goes to a girls High school sporting event and gets lucky at the event
Scott went to the girls volleyball game left Suzy under the bleachers like a mermaid in a manhole
by bloodmon October 13, 2021
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Wine with a mermaid

Hey Karen, let's have wine with a mermaid.
by AgoPTP December 29, 2021
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Mermaided

Any individual who is seemingly perfect and beautiful but upon further dating and observation is found to be a toxic individual.
Yeah dude, I met this girl and she was awesome at first! But then she stole my car... I got mermaided.
by Hog girl February 3, 2020
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Mermaid

/ˈmə meɪd/ (noun), mermaiding (intransitive verb)
To repudiate any connection or identification with another (the subject of the mermaiding). Can be expressed non-verbally, through presenting the subject with a GIF depicting King Triton from the Little Mermaid holding a three-pronged weapon, with which he casts a rainbow in bidding farewell.

Mermaiding entails no future contact in any form with the subject. Ideally, you should undergo electro-convulsive therapy or a surgical (or pharmaceutical) lobotomy to erase their existence from your life.

This is a last resort end to all future contact and should not be taken lightly.

In the words of King Triton, 'mermaiding' someone allows you "one less human to worry about" .
by PsychoG1rl March 19, 2018
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Mermaidation

To fall in mermaidation to steal something. Feel mermaidated to ask someone something.
by Voidflash November 8, 2019
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