Phillip worked all night to wedge his hand, bit by bit, into his girlfriends asshole and finally got a "stinky kung fu grip" on his own dick. shortly after he shot his load all in her ass.....
by isosevodes April 10, 2009
Get the stinky kung fu gripmug. by OBMcMonkeyhands January 18, 2004
Get the Damn Sweet Kung Fumug. The act of shoving a baby hand in a gay man rectum, whilst the hand contracts making the aforementioned grip. This term is most widely used amongst pedophiles.
Call 911, I think I saw our neighbor with our baby! I believe they are attempting a Scrawny Kung Fu Grip.
by amdbnagde May 20, 2016
Get the Scrawny Kung Fu Gripmug. Person 1: "Hey dude what you listening to?"
Asian friend: "A piece of Asian music."
Person 1: "Oh that must be the Kung Fu Panda soundtrack then"
Kung Fu Panda soundtrack is a term for any piece of Asian music.
Asian friend: "A piece of Asian music."
Person 1: "Oh that must be the Kung Fu Panda soundtrack then"
Kung Fu Panda soundtrack is a term for any piece of Asian music.
by MemeCrocodile2.0 September 28, 2019
Get the Kung Fu Panda soundtrackmug. A term first used in the Adultswim show, The Boondocks to describe Luna, a woman who was raised by wolves, later trained in White Lotus Kung-Fu, participated and won at the kumite, and is psycho as fuck.
Riley: You invited a killer kung-fu wolf bitch to the crib granddad. Granddad: How was I supposed to know she was a killer kung-fu wolf bitch
by Xero _ Manifest April 2, 2011
Get the Killer Kung-Fu Wolf Bitchmug. dude, this chick saw suckin my dick then she used the g.i. joe kung foo grip and i came on her face.
by arwizzle killa March 3, 2009
Get the g.i. joe kung foo gripmug. These are the two accounts that Stuart Harling used to create definitions here on UrbanDictionary. UrbanDictionary Jews, I’m talking to you.
Yes, I did know this guy. He stabbed a nurse Cheryl Moss 72 times, murdering her. I didn’t know anything about him doing anything like trying to become a serial killer or anything. He was just a net acquaintance. He made definitions here on UrbanDictionary. (Stuart Harling)
Yes, I did know this guy. He stabbed a nurse Cheryl Moss 72 times, murdering her. I didn’t know anything about him doing anything like trying to become a serial killer or anything. He was just a net acquaintance. He made definitions here on UrbanDictionary. (Stuart Harling)
by Death Menace April 17, 2022
Get the Gumba Gumba and Kung-Fu Jesusmug.