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Darren

A completely ignorant person who is way to self centered and seems to like arbys. He usually seems to look like he has autism and likes women with methed up teeth n faces that are oddly shaped like a Pitt bull. He is very attention seeking even scratches his arm and takes pictures to send to his exes in Hope of them feeling bad Darren is not a fun guy and his sex is so wack that you'd have more pleasue by putting in a tampon and he is very short in most areas and his butthole is big enough for a basketball
Oh look that idiot is such a Darren!
by Bootyhole motorboater March 18, 2020
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Darren

A curly haired freak who doesn’t know what he wants. A BOY who can’t get their life together. a TERRIBLE DRIVER who can’t make his mind, and is childish.
Darren is a buzzkill !
by tehesorrytodisappoint June 15, 2020
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Pen-y-Darren

Can you hear them?
The trains
They call to you
Listen to them
Join them
Become
Become one with the trains
Join The Ascension
Our one true god: Pen-y-Darren
by The Cosmic Conductor September 11, 2020
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jabbing a Darren

the physical act of smoking a cigarette outside your work place, making sure you look cool the whole time.
Guy 1:hey Brock.
Guy 2: hey Grizz.
Guy 1: how was work?
Guy 2: good and you? any Lizards?
Guy 1: I was outside jabbing a Darren and met one Lizard who knew how to have a good time.
Guy 2: Sick!
by Big Grizzly October 1, 2012
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Darren

Handsome and Drippy, Big Boned, Not an illegal immigrant, GOAT at killing tobore with sova ult.
Darren is so good with sova ult
by anonymous March 2, 2023
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Darren

Darren is the GOAT at killing Tobore with sova ultimate, he is also the GOAT at breaking ankles in 2k23 and in real life.
darren so cool i wanna be like him when i grow up
by I do not lie. March 2, 2023
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Darren

He is the sexiest and smartest man you'll ever meet, hot AF and funny.

LOVES making dad jokes.
Ellie: Did you see Darren today?
Carla: Hell yeah I did!! what. a. HOTTIE!
by LMAOLOLLMAOGAYGAY March 3, 2023
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