boyfriend penis

a penis of respectable but not extraordinary size, and therefore a penis that a partner would want inside one's genitals on a regular basis and with varying intensity
"Don't worry, baby, you got a boyfriend penis. It means I'll let you do more with it."
by DongSwanson February 18, 2015
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Future Boyfriend

the guy whom you so desire to become your boyfriend, but isn't yet committed to you.
I need to call my future boyfriend to see if we could meet for dinner this week.

my future boyfriend took his neice to a baseball game today.

my future boyfriend just sent me a text!
by angiekalamazoo April 08, 2011
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boyfriend weather

Refers to weather that is rainy and winter-ish. The typical weather in which single girls usually wish they were in a relationship so that they could cuddle with their crush.
Bronwyn: Oh my word, it's the middle of summer and it's so cold today! This rain is making me freeze my ass off.

Lily: This is typical boyfriend weather. *sigh*
by GirlUndefined August 31, 2012
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vsco boyfriend

the sweetest boyfriend who gives his sweatshirt to his girlfriend for her scrunchies in return. vsco boyfriends send cute texts and cute photos to his gf and let’s her take photos with him and they basically both love eachother sm and he is your ideal boyfriend.
rachel: aww your bf is so cute
monica: ik he’s such a vsco bf
rachel: your so lucky i wish i had a vsco boyfriend
by vscoisforthegorls November 14, 2018
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boyfriend dick

The kind of dick you can ride every night because it fits just right.
His boyfriend dick makes me feel like Goldilocks. It's juuuuust right.
by BFD2016 March 30, 2016
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Pokimanes Boyfriend

Pokimanes boyfriend can get pussy without donating their life settings.
by Just Another Zoomer August 04, 2020
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boyfriend chameleon

changing your life / lifestyle to match that of your new girlfriend. matching your girlfriend's likes and dislikes and forgetting yours
James is a boyfriend chameleon, b/c he used to drink and jerk off to the iPhone, but now he doesn't drink and has a blackberry b/c of his gf.
by jgp021979 December 01, 2010
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