Boris

Boris is definition of sigma male. He might seem weak, but belive me you don’t wanna mess with him. He have balls made out of steal and long dick. Boris can have any girl he want he even can have your father. Boris is everything you wanna be, and everything your mom want.

Man: hi sigma male no1 i am sorry to distrub you but my wife and i have a problem
Boris (sigma male): what is it
Man: my women wants to have sex but my little dick is not enough for her, so can you fuck her?
Sigma male Boris: she will cum just by looking at my sigma male dick

by SigmaMale29 November 22, 2021

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Boris

gay, likes cock

boris is gay and likes cock

by Yourfriend555 November 22, 2021

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boris

when youre name is Boris, youre a cute boy with blue eyes and you love sport.
you also like to talk with girls;)
(And youre good in bed).

hello my name is Boris, i like to talk with girls.

by not a person123456789001234567 November 3, 2019

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Aqua Boris

Moving ones bowels in the ocean.

Stay over there I’m about to aqua Boris and see if it washes up on shore.

by Skrattadude November 4, 2019

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Boris kiss

Due to rapid development and uncertainty of side effects a term referencing the initial Covid 19 vaccinations in the UK.

"I got a Boris Kiss the other day and now I might have the clap"

"A Boris Kiss made my rectum collapse"

by Rollin' & Trollin' December 8, 2020

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boris menace

An ultra-cobtagious form of COVID-19 disease caused by the UK variant of SARS-CoV-2.

-Hey, I'm sorry I can't make it to dinner, I'm down ill.
-oh no! is it covid?

-yes, PCR test confirmed it's the Boris Menace so I'm highly contagious.

by mrvbola December 30, 2020

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