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zoom date

Dating via remote video conference software such as FaceTime or Zoom. This form of distance dating has become increasingly popular during the social distancing guidelines enforced during pandemic times.
Hey Suzy, I'm worried about getting the 'rona. Shall we try a "Zoom Date" instead?
by René Bris April 4, 2020
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Zoom Head

A derogatory word towards generation Z; referring to a person who is of generation Z as inept, narcissistic, egotistical, ignorant, low self esteem, obnoxious, self absorbed, self victimized, and suffers from mental illnesses such as boarder-line personality disorder.
You hear that zoom head yap his/her trap?

The only life experience that zoom head has, is his/her phone.

I don’t trust zoom heads in the kitchen, as they don’t follow sanitary protocol, if any, like washing their hands thoroughly.

How many times do you need to repeat yourself to that zoom head, fire him/her.

That zoom head keeps showing up late, always on his/her phone, and moves slowly.

That zoom head struggles to identify with their own sexuality, let alone identity.

Be careful, if you lay it to that zoom head hard enough, he/she might end up committing suicide.

These zoom heads run out of so many ideas, they look back towards the 80s, and 90s.
by Zoom Head February 22, 2021
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Bang Zoom

Me hitting you in the face and you go flying.
Ralph Kramdom to his wife Alice... "Bang Zoom!"
by Lord Richard Manifest January 5, 2021
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Zoom Bros

two men of heighten status of respect for one another where one engages in sexual intercourse with a hoe as one bro livestreams it over Zoom to avoid FOMO while he is stuck during the pandemic
Carter: This girl is DTF and is coming over tonight
Cole: Bro hell yeah you gotta let me know how it is
Carter: Dude we are Zoom Bros, I wouldn't let you miss out on this

*Carter sends the Zoom link*
by zoomin with the groomin January 26, 2021
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Zoom classes

What your school does for quarantine school. It makes you addicted to your phone and computer. It also drives your teachers crazy because no one unmutes. Also, you don't learn half the stuff you're supposed to. Also, it makes everyone develop intense social anxiety. So basically, your average school thing.
Kid 1: hey, I think I'm in your spanish class
Kid 2: yeah, same period too? Cool, see you in zoom class!
Kid 1: omfg I don't want to unmute what if people think my voice sounds weird??
Kid 2: aaaaaaaaaa mee toooooo! Zoom classes suckkkkkkkk
Both: just text the entire rest of the class and don't say anything (or learn anything
by that band/drama/nerd/crazy kid November 8, 2020
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Zoom raider

A person (usually a teen) that comes to zoom classes and starts ruining the lesson. Showing pornography, speaking loudly, saying swear words.
some people like him cuz he usually ends the lesson. But some people don't cuz they want to learn.
Classmate 1. I hope a zoom raider comes this lesson cuz I didn't do the homework
Classmate 2. Idk they are annoying and the teacher says that police are gonna get involved if WE don't stop giving codes even though we don't even know these people.
by Urm ama April 20, 2020
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Bob Zoom

That one actually shitty brazilian cartoon that also focuses on nursery rhymes, IT'S JUST A SHITTY LOTTIE DOTTIE CHICKEN KNOCKOFF. Yeah, it's very fucking controversial.
Dan: IM SORRY BUT I ALSO WATCHED BOB ZOOM AS A KID!
Manu: *Grabs gun*
Dan: PLEASE DON'T HURT ME
by ThatDanFox April 23, 2023
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