In some offices that have to close down an account when a customer dies, the Zombie Army is the pile of paperwork that is waiting to be dealt with.
The reason for this is that the actual person is dead, but their account is still live until the necessary processing has been completed, meaning that they're dead, yet undead, hence a Zombie.
Since in my office, there are always large volumes of outstanding customer deaths to process, the vast numbers would enable them to be an army, should they decide to rise up!
The reason for this is that the actual person is dead, but their account is still live until the necessary processing has been completed, meaning that they're dead, yet undead, hence a Zombie.
Since in my office, there are always large volumes of outstanding customer deaths to process, the vast numbers would enable them to be an army, should they decide to rise up!
"I have a huge Zombie Army that needs dealing with" (I've got loads of work to do)
"How many are in your Zombie Army" (How much outstanding work have you got?)
"How many are in your Zombie Army" (How much outstanding work have you got?)
by Just Liz March 21, 2009
Get the Zombie Armymug. 1. One who walks around urban areas and frequently bumps into others while staring at their handheld device. 2. The ambulatory version of BlackBerryitis.
by sodajunkie February 24, 2007
Get the BlackBerry zombiemug. A work request sent to help desks or administrative assistants that should be very quick and simple to complete, but comes back over and over again due to the requestor's poor attention to detail or indecisive work groups or committees unable to agree on a final version of the request.
A zombie request can also relate to non-business requests, such as requests from a honey-do list or a family member.
A zombie request can also relate to non-business requests, such as requests from a honey-do list or a family member.
I thought this spreadsheet was finally complete after the 12th time it came back for revisions, but the Tasks committee now can't decide what order to put the columns in! This zombie request just won't die!
by Brian Wild April 13, 2021
Get the Zombie Requestmug. When you are so drunk you actually turn into a zombie. Stumbling around with blood shot eyes speeking comeplete nonsense to stangers as they fear they may actually be bitten.
by slambox_69 April 11, 2011
Get the Zombie Eyedmug. by andthemonster June 5, 2011
Get the Zombie iTunesmug. a zombie bank is a bank that is insolvent, bankrupt, that has no money or future, yet still operates because it hides its bad assets, or toxic assets, from the populace via accounting mischief. a bank that is a corporation that allegedly cannot die because a corporation has a lifetime of infinity. a bank that is of the living dead, and the employees and investors of said failed corporation decide to make money by buying politicians and also through false media campaigns to make everyone believe that they are actually alive and thriving, when they should be buried, rather than being allowed to continue to walk the earth and turn the rest of humanity into zombies, as well
by kroovyandcal August 10, 2010
Get the zombie bankmug. by Kaichi Satake September 2, 2008
Get the fad zombiemug.