you got me fucked up

Same as "You gotta be fucking kidding me"

- Hey, Jim, I think we've taken the wrong road again
Jim: You got me fucked up. Seriously, again?

by landekar March 9, 2019

oi you got a watch spring

this is when someone embarrassingly points out that you have got a pube stick in between your teeth (or the like) from recently giving oral sex!

this is when someone embarrassingly points out that you have got a pube stick in between your teeth (or the like) from recently giving oral sex!

by Ems August 5, 2003

you got me fucked up

confused

Girl: I need directions to your house.
Boy: Make your first left, 2nd right, then make another right when u see the statue of the --
Girl: Whoa, you got me fucked up right now. You said turn left or right at what statue?

by SpinSpin Sugar July 16, 2020

You got corn cobs in your ears

Told to someone when they are not listening or they didn't understand something you told them. This is more politically correct instead of saying are you fucking deaf you retard.

You must not have heard me or do you got corn cobs in your ears?

by TV CAR April 10, 2010

You gots to get your own

Get your schnizzle off muh nizzle

by Anonymous March 14, 2003

You got me fucked up

defenition:

"You got me fucked up" is said by a man or women to a person that they think is so irresistible & fly they don't never want to end it.

Synonym: I'm all yours, I'm on your dick, i think about you all the time, I'm in love with your dick.. maybe even you, I want this feeling forever, I don't want anyone but you, You have my undivided attention

Omg and cuddling... plus your smart funny strong with a huge dick...I want you to all to myself..... you got me fucked up over you

by NastyNubian January 8, 2017

You got me all fucked up!

1. You have confused me with someone that you can fuck with.

2. Your thinking about me is wrong.

Give me back my makeup bag.

Sit down, trick.

Bitch, you got me all fucked up! Hand it over.

by Raineth June 19, 2009