(B.O.T.Y.) A brotherhood of Christian apologists has perfected the art of sabotaging livestreams by being so boring, they could put caffeine to sleep. Their secret weapon? Monotone speech so slow it makes glaciers look impatient. Add in repeated requests for the host to repeat themselves (for reasons only they understand) and a mastery of dodging direct questions like they’re playing theological dodgeball. It's not just a conversation; it’s an endurance test for your attention span!
Last night’s livestream was hijacked by the Brotherhood of the Yawn—a group so monotonous and evasive, they managed to turn a lively debate into a cure for insomnia.
As a member of the Brotherhood of the Yawn, I consider myself to be a S'idacmacbifttoj
I stayed up for last night’s livestream, but then the Brotherhood of the Yawn took over—now I’ve slept 18 hours and my phone battery’s dead from buffering.
As a member of the Brotherhood of the Yawn, I consider myself to be a S'idacmacbifttoj
I stayed up for last night’s livestream, but then the Brotherhood of the Yawn took over—now I’ve slept 18 hours and my phone battery’s dead from buffering.
by Spade. November 29, 2024
Get the Brotherhood of the Yawnmug. Sighyawn is not yet defined as anything other than a way of doing things that are fun with people we like.
by den gäspande lärlingen January 5, 2019
Get the sigh yawnmug. The classic, yet ridiculously cheesy date move where a person fake yawns, stretches, and puts their arm around their date.
I was nervous on our first date, but I pulled a Yawn Burgundy on her and it was smooth sailing from there. 60% of the time it works..every time.
by Yawn Burgundy September 2, 2014
Get the Yawn Burgundymug. by Tokrs March 29, 2024
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Get the Hot Yawnmug. by Xcrkhd February 10, 2019
Get the Yawningmug. When somone yawns for so long you cant help but stare at them for the whole ten seconds that are yawning.
by A coool persone March 19, 2020
Get the long uneeded yawnmug.