yoga blanket origami

This is what happens when certain Type-A yoga teachers give the class nauseatingly specific instructions on how to fold blankets (i.e., lengthwise with fringe facing outward, then fold in thirds, then roll it into a tube shape towards the front end of your mat) as part of some type of a 'restorative pose' setup.

Tonight's yoga class had way too much yoga blanket origami going on, don't you think?

by yippa August 25, 2023

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by Ababawl November 22, 2021

Throat Yoga

When she goes through sessions of getting that throat stretched out wide.

Her neck was bulging while she was doing her daily throat yoga session

by BL4CKSH4RK_7 November 30, 2021

Sex Yoga

When you engage in so many multiple, sometimes crazy, positions during sex that your muscles have gotten a workout. You may even develop sex muscles from it.

Me: The sex was crazy good last night, but he had me wrapped up like a pretzel at times.
Them: What kind of position?
Me: Well in yoga it would the cow pose, or the sphinx pose. Maybe even child's pose.
Them : So you are telling me that you had sex yoga last night?
Me; I guess so!!!

by Siouxsie Supertramp December 13, 2020

nose yoga

taking cocaine

The kitchen at the party was full of people doing nose yoga

by oohAhhPete February 14, 2021

Alabama Yoga

The various poses achieved in yoga but only whilst having intercourse with someone in your immediate or extended family. I.e., intra-family kama sutra but more stretching.

Cletus hurt his groin when trying some new Alabama Yoga poses with his first cousin, Amber, last night.

by Devoooo March 14, 2021

Yoga cult

A cult of people that have yoga as their common interest.

She wanted everyone to be yogi so that they would join her yoga cult, the Healing Moon Poseur Cult or something like that. They already had enough members to outnumber most villages.

by The Original Agahnim November 19, 2021