Xander is the most sweetest, caring, love able and gentle guy. He has a heart like marshmallows over a hot fire. Xander is the all in one package, he is the best boyfriend, best friend and most of all, the best person you will ever meet. Xander makes stupid jokes and laughs at them, but he has the sweetest smile so no one really cares. Love him and care for him because he will do the same for you.
Xander, i love you
by julie.bbe November 22, 2021

by B3lac724 June 23, 2024

xander is cool
by brednax418 November 19, 2020

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by Broodje November 23, 2021

His ass is so big you could fit a Mack truck up it.
Xander is known for hiding in the bathroom, fucking Xander 2.0, and spending $5000 of his college fund to jerk off to I love you colonel sanders.
Xander is known for hiding in the bathroom, fucking Xander 2.0, and spending $5000 of his college fund to jerk off to I love you colonel sanders.
“Xander is so hot 🥵”
by 1010789 February 23, 2024

Xander is usually a depressed smartass with a hatred against humankind, but he's handsome, and has a unique sense of humor. In a public setting Xander is usually the quietest of them all, if you can even get them to leave their home to socialize. Xander is brutally honest as well, but will always splash in words of encouragement afterwards. Xander is a good friend if you can get them to stick around.
"Damn have you seen Xander at all lately?"
"Nah, I thought you might have"
"I miss that guy, he's pretty chill."
"Yeah."
"Nah, I thought you might have"
"I miss that guy, he's pretty chill."
"Yeah."
by youkoo96 October 1, 2020
