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Wyoming Sampson

A Wyoming Sampson occurs you take your slippery cum slut to Chick Fil A and order a 30 count nugget with 9 packs of zesty Buffalo sauce. After you receive your order, you park behind the Chick Fil A, and proceed to stick your Lyndon B into her badunkadonk. While doing buttsex, you forcefully slip the Nuggets into her mouth, one by one, full of zesty Buffalo sauce. To spice things up, you can also put the sauce onto your Johnson to allow for full posterior pleasure.
“My bitch asked me to take her on a fancy date, so I pulled up to Chick Fil A and Wyoming sampson’d dat ass.”
by buster_hymen69420 May 4, 2022
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Wyoming

I can't use Wyoming in a proper sentence
by Canadian doltwad May 13, 2022
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Wyoming

Wyoming does not exist, Only entities live there and the population info is fake. It is a government level top secret area where there is a high malformation in the multiversal reality structure and spacetime. It is a portal to other realities. Apparently, it is where the US government experiments with advanced entities and beings from the other multiverses. Anyone who enters the area will have fake memories implanted by super secret alien technology from area 51. Anyone who says they came from or lived in Wyoming is most likely not human.
Friend: I live in Wyoming!
Me: Hello, is this area 51? I think I found an alien.
by DHGD May 13, 2022
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A mystical land In which magical aliens with their pet mooses live
You should go to Wyoming, they have stuff there I'm pretty sure
by Canadian doltwad May 13, 2022
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Wyoming

Where the men are men and the sheep are scared. Wyoming women are some of the toughest young men you’ll ever meet
Yes Wyoming actually exists
by Pockets37 May 18, 2022
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A made up state that people believe exists but it really doesn’t. Like who even lives there?
Wyoming does not exist.
by Big brain cereal 😎 May 22, 2022
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wyoming war

an term used in rts games to tell the fact you are taking the usa as a nation not in the americas continent or invading the usa as a small nation
"I think China and the Greater Monaco are in the wyoming war!"
by lauchfromdarkages May 27, 2022
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