Dirty Child

when a child is submerged in shit then analed by a Indian Telstra worker
by Giga N@GGI 2000 October 26, 2022
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Child's Play

The 1988 film that started it all. Released by United Artists, it tells the story of a widowed mother, who buys her son a doll he's been anxious to get...for his 6th birthday. Able to buy one 75 percent off from a homeless man, she starts to regret her decision after they learn the doll was possessed by the soul of a dying serial killer hours earlier.
" 'Child's Play' scared the shit out of me when I was little."
"Fuck yeah! Especially the part where the mom went looking for the bum at 11 pm at night."
"What??"
"The music score in that scene was creepy as fuck."
by CBinion91 May 18, 2020
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Hydro child

A baby who is made out of 100% pure water. If a hydro child is let out of the freezer, it will melt.
by Chillcucumber35 June 07, 2013
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banjo child

Another version of the popular racist term 'cracker', describes a person and or persons with the intelligence of sloth and the increased tendency of fucking ones sister.
Jim is such a banjo child, his truck is always covered in mud and his sisters panties hang from the rear view mirror!
by Mickey Terf December 02, 2016
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Spastic child

This is when a child acts like an utter spastic and you want to kill yourself or kill them eg William gallavin or the i play Pokemon go kid
by Bill boi September 23, 2016
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Noice child

Congratulating your adopted child
Noice child You’ve worked really hard on that
by Brandon Marshall March 24, 2021
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Child-pet

When celebrities adopt third-worlders for kudos
Angelina takes her child-pet out for some media whoring
by spunkyman June 30, 2009
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