A mother that sleep deprives her kids so that she can call the police on them for not going to school in the morning.
by Dixie's finest April 13, 2022
by Chris Pounders September 18, 2013
A melted witch would be a term to vividly discribe a horrific shit taken after a long hard night of eating and drinking pure garbage.
Dude! I just took a crazy dump from all the shit we did last night!!… Looked like a Melted Witch.
…Good god.
…Good god.
by Don’tblamethewings-youdidthis! February 15, 2023
An evil creature typically found in healthcare; who’s life purpose is to hypnotize and lure young Firefighters into marriage only with intent to file for divorce and steal half their hard earned retirement pension.
Rookie: That hot ER nurse gave me her number. Should I ask her out?
Captain: Keep it in your pants probie, she’s only after your pension.
Rookie: how do you know? She said she’s into me.
Captain: She can’t help it. She’s a Pension Witch. She’ll sell your motorcycle and use the cash to buy into a Pyramid scheme.
Captain: Keep it in your pants probie, she’s only after your pension.
Rookie: how do you know? She said she’s into me.
Captain: She can’t help it. She’s a Pension Witch. She’ll sell your motorcycle and use the cash to buy into a Pyramid scheme.
by Spicy chicken fajitas May 11, 2021
The cloudy substance created after somebody drinks a glass of milk and then proceeds to Fill the glass with water without washing it out
by Sudanese charles March 23, 2021
While having intercourse with your significant, apply a condom onto a broomstick handle and insert it into their anus. While in a missionary position, pogo the broom handle as if you were a witch riding a broom
by DaddyCraftCook November 29, 2020
A person who is a witch and is also Skeptical, Agnostic, Atheist and/or Science-seeking. A follower of SASS witchcraft.
by VaanSquirrel December 21, 2022