Smash Wednesday

When Valentine’s Day falls on Ash Wednesday and you have to have sex with ashes still on your forehead.

“Hey brah, it’s Smash Wednesday. Don’t forget to get your forehead dabbed before you pipe your girl.”

by Rusty Tyrone February 15, 2018

Unnecessary Wednesday

When you go out on a Wednesday night and end up drinking way more than you intended and you discover that you just couldn't wait until Thirsty Thursday.

Last night was so much fun. I didn't mean for dinner to turn into four martinis and dancing until 1am. I forgot how much I love Unnecessary Wednesday.

by tn June 30, 2016

wetboy wednesday

wetboy wednesday is whoever makes you the most wet, is your wetboy wednesday for that week

Brad is my wetboy wednesday

How do you know who makes it as a wetboy wednesday? check my pants ;)

by englishmuffinnn July 26, 2017

Wednesday Nighter

A very average looking female.

"I'm going to Pepper Spray that Wednesday Nighter if she doesn't leave me a lone."

by DonRurs August 22, 2011

boba wednesdays

a distinct time of the week, normally the middle of the week on the Latin renamed word "wed" and "nesday" together forming "Wednesday" where a group of AT LEAST 4 or more individuals in a class collectively form a group towards a common shared goal, where in this case, is to drink the historical and prominent Taiwan classic, boba tea shared with different flavours, shapes, forms and colours.

"omg i can't wait for boba Wednesdays"

"bruh is it Wednesday? im craving boba tea rn"
"HELL YEAH ITS BOBA WEDNESDAY"
"lets all get boba tea im so fugging thirsty and hungry, yum"

by Shaonika April 18, 2023

urban-wednesday

When you browse Urban Dictionary when bored on a wednesday.

Guy 1: Fuck, we need to go to math class.
Guy 2: Don't worry, it's urban-wednesday!

by cantmeltsteelbeams July 21, 2016

The Wednesday After That

A 'polite' way of calling somebody a twat. Often used in response to C U Next Tuesday.

"Hey, C U Next Tuesday!"
"Yeah, or The Wednesday After That"

by Arnoldopolis December 28, 2007