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Blackout Wednesday

The night before Thanksgiving where you're legally required to indulge in several handles of jaeger.
Unknown boozer 1: "Buddy this next blackout wednesday we're running minimum 10 games of jaeger mouth with the boys"
Unknown boozer 2: We can't stop playing until everybody has their clothes off.
by Fields > Burrow November 6, 2023
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Trashed Wednesday

A holiday that occurs on the same day as "Ash Wednesday." The tradition is to drink throughout the entire day, starting before breakfast, and rub it in the faces of those people starting lent.
"James, are you drunk in my classroom?"

"It's ok, Mrs. Anderson. It's Trashed Wednesday!"

Liquor stores always look forward to Trashed Wednesday, since everyone buys huge amounts of alcohol in order to last themselves all day long.
by Bad Cheese February 15, 2010
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wally wednesday

The last Wednesday of the month when all the welfare, disability and pension cheques come in. A heyday for drug dealers.
"Hey whatcha up to today? Wanna chill?"
"No mang it's wally wednesday, my phone's going crazy"
by sallybrown95 March 7, 2014
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Smash Wednesday

When Valentine’s Day falls on Ash Wednesday and you have to have sex with ashes still on your forehead.
“Hey brah, it’s Smash Wednesday. Don’t forget to get your forehead dabbed before you pipe your girl.”
by Rusty Tyrone February 15, 2018
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urban-wednesday

When you browse Urban Dictionary when bored on a wednesday.
Guy 1: Fuck, we need to go to math class.
Guy 2: Don't worry, it's urban-wednesday!
by cantmeltsteelbeams July 21, 2016
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boba wednesdays

a distinct time of the week, normally the middle of the week on the Latin renamed word "wed" and "nesday" together forming "Wednesday" where a group of AT LEAST 4 or more individuals in a class collectively form a group towards a common shared goal, where in this case, is to drink the historical and prominent Taiwan classic, boba tea shared with different flavours, shapes, forms and colours.
"omg i can't wait for boba Wednesdays"

"bruh is it Wednesday? im craving boba tea rn"
"HELL YEAH ITS BOBA WEDNESDAY"
"lets all get boba tea im so fugging thirsty and hungry, yum"
by Shaonika April 18, 2023
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The Wednesday After That

A 'polite' way of calling somebody a twat. Often used in response to C U Next Tuesday.
"Hey, C U Next Tuesday!"
"Yeah, or The Wednesday After That"
by Arnoldopolis December 28, 2007
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