tator wedge

When your cock gets wedged in something.

I burnt my tator wedge in Gabby.

by Bobross127372 November 2, 2021

nice wedge

When someone or something does something you don't like or approve of, or pisses you off, tell them their wedge is nice. Can also be used for when someone does something stupid/humorous. Or for anything really.

Person 1: *trips over own feet*

Person 2 'haha dickhead, nice wedge!'

by JiMumma April 26, 2014

Wedging

Wedging is a sexual practise. When a person has a shit in the chamber, engaging in anal sexual intercourse.

Using the penis (or strap on), to push the brown beast back inside the outer intestine - for the recipient its feeling like the penis is double the length.

Often this is repeated, removing the penis. Allowing the chamber to reload. Before entering again.

"I have the condom on, let's get ready to do some wedging. We're going deep."

by RoughMonkey May 2, 2025

Dork wedge

A wedge of numerous dorks of all shades, a blob of dorks.

The dork wedge was slowly moving up the sidewalk, laughing at that dude like there was something wrong with him for having the audacity to be there on a sidewalk they owned.

by Solid Mantis May 20, 2021

lint wedge

When putting on fresh from the dryer undies, and nice string of warm lint becomes trapped in the butt crack.

Man#1: I was so mad yesterday when I woke up to a fresh lint wedge right up the corn hole.

by BillyDeath April 19, 2010

dick wedge

Dick wedge is a word for when a males pants are pulled up so tight around his penis that it bulges out around the seem createing a weggie in his dick and balls

Oh wow look at his dick wedge! -
DUDE what with the dick wedge-
When Jacob say down he had a major dick wedge

by Dick wedge March 26, 2019

Sand Wedge Wiener

When a buddy has massive amounts of curve to his dick. So much that you could notice it from afar. This tends to happen from obsessive amounts of yanking your willy with the same hand.

Tilly: “ God damn bruce that’s a hell of a Sand Wedge Wiener ya got going there.”

Bruce: “ Maybe I should try lefty, huh.”

by Bananawiener March 29, 2019