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Guilty weather

Walking home at dawn with a sinking feel after you did a lot of shit you regret
I got too fucked up last night and had to walk home with that guilty weather
by LivelyStardust May 27, 2022
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California weather

Noun, used to describe perfect weather when it's sunny, hot and the sky's blue.
Most common in summer but can happen year-round.

Named after the state that's famous for it's nice weather and climate.
Person 1 :" Hey you wanna go swimming with me?"

Person 2: " sure! There's nothing better you can do when you've got California weather."
by Reila March 13, 2022
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Weathered Softball

An overly used sexual product, specifically with regards to anal play.
Linda: oh man!
Barba: what's wrong Linda?
Linda: my favorite is showing signs of a weathered softball!
Barba: oh no! You should order a new one from pandorasbox.club - their products never weather out
Linda: that's a great idea, my ass can't wait :)
by BB Swan November 8, 2017
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Weather Douche

He or She who touts their better weather.

The soul purpose of a Weather Douche on social media is when someone posts their bad weather, they will then chime in with their better weather, but swear they can't take it, and it is so how comparable to the originally posted weather. This is common with any snow storm, torrential rain storm, mud slide, sink hole, etc. post in any form of social media.

This action is never cute or funny, and just makes you a douche. Please refer to the meaning of a douche, and just add the word "weather" ahead of it.
You're being a Weather douche.
Don't be a Weather douche.
75 degrees in Florida is not the same as minus 12 degrees in Buffalo, you Weather douche.
by ljamieson January 8, 2022
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Hollywood Weather

Noun, used to describe weather that looks nice on screen but is shitty when you go outside
E.g when the sky is blue and the sun shines but it's very cold
Person 1: "hey wanna go outside for a walk? Look how nice the weather's today."

Person 2: "That's Hollywood weather. I already went outside and its super cold."
by Reila March 13, 2022
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weather atheist

Someone who doesn't believe in weather forecasts.
Eight day forecasts don't mean a thing to a weather atheist.
by IamwhoIam69 January 6, 2014
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change the weather

by MegaFGT August 13, 2017
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