wannabe pikey

A Wannabe Pikey is a middle-class inverted snob 11 to 16 year old, who's keen to be seen and heard as working class chav, and/or pikey.

Wannabe Pikeys try their hardest to look hard and get the gear and bling just right. Usually more obnoxious and violent than the real thing. Dead giveaway is being spotted driving their own small hatchback mummy's just bought, usually full of similarly styled mates. Real Pikeys' walk or ride buses to smoke in. My daughters schools' full of em, and famous for it!.

by Shederector May 22, 2006

wannabe baraco

People who live outside of Louisdale, Nova Scotia (in front or behind the mall) that mock Baracos but they secretly want to be one. (Some have even been known to move there...even if it’s temporarily)

Those wannabe Baracos make jokes but we know the truth.

by 226alltheway December 28, 2020

Emo wannabe

That kid who wears all black, skeleton necklaces and rings, a choker from Clair's, shops at hot topic, thinks Billie eillish is emo but the moment an actual emo tries talking to them about emo stuff they sound like a total idiot cause they don't know anything about the emo culture or what it actually means to be emo. A wannabe emo will usually say that have deppression cause they took a quiz on BuzzFeed. Wannabe emos are usually about 12-15 girls who probably have cheap box red hair dye.

Actual emo: I saw you at hot topic the other day
Emo wannabe: oh yeah I'm so emo, I go their all the time
Actual emo: what's your favorite emo musician?
Wannabe emo: Billie eillish! Ocean eyes is my favorite song!

by Cokezero12 November 30, 2019

hardcore wannabe

someone usually in their teens, pretending to others that they respect post hardcore and metal (including subgenres) as only middle aged bald, bearded men can. they are either all out emo, or nerds who try to shock people by revealing their music taste.

Guy: hey man periphery are so good i listen to them all the time
Guy 2: you're just a hardcore wannabe man
Guy: I am not I love the screamy bit!!
*cut to Guy sitting at home listening to britney spears whilst researching softcore metal bands*

by AKAKAY November 6, 2013

Wannabe text

Similar to intellext, these are the grammatically correct texts usually seen in movies or shows that try to appeal to a pre-teen audience.

Example: Do u want 2 hangout 2morrow @ the mall ;) ?

iCarly and Beastly are wannabe texters.

by MyRazorLikestoNOMNOMNOM August 25, 2011

kardashian wannabe

Any girl who acts like a spoiled brat,or any young woman who is a wannabe spoiled "Rich Bitch".

That girl is so "Stuck Up" and spoiled, she acts like a Kardashian Wannabe

by RTBSTRD November 4, 2013

wannabe trender

Www.wannabetrender.weebly.com is a cute little fashion blog for teens. One of the only fashion blogs that isn't centred around unacheivable standards and consumerism, but on the basics of fashion.

"Omg have you seen Wannabe Trender, the new fashion blog?"

"Haha I'm such a Wannabe Trender, love that blog"

by Mystery answrerererer April 17, 2014