Walmart Emo

An emo who is either too poor, lazy, or doesnt live close enough to an actual store with stuff that they like. Applies to s scene kids too. Usually posers.

Hazel: Wow, Jen is such a Walmart Emo. She wears those Miley Cyrus skinny pants and thinks they work.

Jim: I know, right?

by Rayvine January 3, 2010

Walmart Bake

Any sort of casserole made by a chain smoking white trash chick.

"Last night Sarah made Andy a Walmart bake. I bet she ashed in it."

by The Root November 10, 2004

Walmart Internet

Internet that is sub par or Shitty as the kids say. Your internet will probably not be working when you're trying to watch internet porn or play the newest installment of Call of Duty.

Guy 1: Hey Fuckin hurry your ass up and get in our game
Guy 2: Sorry my internet sucks
Guy 1: THATS CUZ YOU HAVE WALMART INTERNET

by Killzonebear September 24, 2014

Walmart Lap

A run at a steady gentle pace around Walmart (or another large store) before buying/looking at items in the store, typically done in a herd of more than 5.

Group of friends: *Starts trying on clothes and wandering around Walmart*
Jack: “Hey assholes, we didn’t do our Walmart Lap yet, put that shit down and start running!”

by Hammer27 May 11, 2023

A Walmart Surprise

When someone shoves a frozen sausage up your

ass while licking it at the same time in a Walmart bathroom

Hey Jimbo open wide I'm about to give a Walmart Surprise.

by Niggaz in my butthole May 15, 2020

Walmart Dumb

Someone doing something so dumb that the action would likely be seen happening at Walmart.

Jimmy is Walmart Dumb, I saw him put spare fish hooks in his pants pocket.

by Roper777 November 26, 2018

walmart version

a worse and often 'cheaper' version of something.

"Bethany's shoes are the Walmart version of Uggs."
"I look like the Walmart version of him."

by actualplant February 27, 2021