A mother who ALWAYS shops at Wal-mart. They always live in the suburbs, take part in their community, and are usually caucasian. They often have flat on both sides of their body, have saggy tits, rectangular ass, and a older looking face.
Lance's mom is the biggest Wal-Mart mom I've ever seen. I heard Jared was trampled to death by 20 plus Wal-Mart moms on Black Friday
by RudeSpadez January 7, 2012
An overly zealous University of Michigan football fan who never attended the university (probably never went to school past high school), nor has any affiliation in any way to the school. They wear all the U-M apparel you can buy at your local Wal-Mart.
by Shete October 28, 2008
An employee hired by Wal-Mart at minimum wage (ooowee) to ring in the price, bag it, and last but not least,put away shit people don't want after all.
Wal-Mart workers usually look retarded, reak of cow dung, or look like a guest on the Jerry Springer Show. There are a very few decent people who work there, but I dont know the hell why.
To conclude, Wal-Mart is a huge ass store where you can buy most household items for the cheapest price. Oh, and they usually have a McDonald's so you can eat your fat ass life away.
Wal-Mart workers usually look retarded, reak of cow dung, or look like a guest on the Jerry Springer Show. There are a very few decent people who work there, but I dont know the hell why.
To conclude, Wal-Mart is a huge ass store where you can buy most household items for the cheapest price. Oh, and they usually have a McDonald's so you can eat your fat ass life away.
by SaffeWay December 22, 2008
Word used to describe a band that has sold out so bad that their t-shirts and other merchandise are sold at Wal-mart, not really including cd's though. Bands include Ac/Dc, Led Zeppelin, Jimi Hendrix, Pink Floyd, The Beatles, Green Day (they suck anyway), Metallica, The Sex Pistols, U2, Linkin Park, and others I can't think of at the moment.
As I walked into Wal-mart, I was not suprised to see an Ac/Dc Back In Black T-Shirt, that band turned in to a Wal-Mart Sellout.
by NightProwler June 28, 2006
When Freddy asked the employee where the air filters were located, the employee could only offer Freddy wal-mart help by leading him around the store a few times. A task Freddy would have undertaken solely had he not assumed the employee had actually known where the filters were.
by eskimoexplosion November 26, 2014
The store where fat b*tches ride on scooters,buy cheap soda{sam's cola} and
scream at their children to get more hot dogs.
scream at their children to get more hot dogs.
Average truckstop whore•i need some condoms,sams cola and some perfume that smells like sperm. Lets go to wal*mart supermarket.
Child•you dont any perfume,you already smell like sperm!
Child•you dont any perfume,you already smell like sperm!
by Weird person February 17, 2015
Sarah- i need to go shopping
Zach- lets go on a Wal-Mart adventure!!
Eadie- oh great...do i have to push the cart again
Zach+Sarah- ;)
Zach- lets go on a Wal-Mart adventure!!
Eadie- oh great...do i have to push the cart again
Zach+Sarah- ;)
by eadie30 November 30, 2011