Wombat

A person (often male) who perceives themself as soft and adorable as well as quirky and random. These people are typically morbidly obese and often reflect their short comings onto others. They tend to view any disagreement as being either racial or homophobic.

Wow, r/askreddit is full of wombats, get them the fuck out!

by jaden_thunder_balls September 19, 2021

Wombat

Used to describe a person WithOut Measurable Brains And Talent

I hate working with James. He’s wombat.

by Cgcarroll2468 March 27, 2023

wombat-fucker

an australian saying, often used to refer to someone's mother in a respectful way. Some use it to refer to mothers that they find attractive, or a MILF. This is because in Australian society, men are compared to wombats in that they are all reckless sociopaths.

*sees an attractive woman with her child*
Person1 : "That ones quite a wombat-fucker, innit?"

by genuine australian May 11, 2020

Wombated

When someone puts their ass in another persons face when they are sleeping.

Gio: "Did you see that Jeff wombated Dominick???"

Aaron: "YEAH! Is that why Joe went up to the front of the bus to distract the driver so he wouldn't be able to see what's going on?"

by really_big_dick August 9, 2010

WOMbat

A WOMbat is a noun given to a male who typically chooses his female love interests company over his friends.

“Johnnys being a massive WOMbat right now”

by Madi 13 October 12, 2019

Wombat

The manliest animal alive. Native to Australia, the wombat is a are ferocious, apex predator that is capable of moving at 69 miles per hour, and even faster while flying. They feed on a diet of crocodiles, kangaroos, and human babies.

Oh fuck, is that a wombat? We are all doomed...

by PapaWombat 69 June 8, 2020

wombat

A woman who is a complete WASTE OF MONEY, BRAINS, AND TIME.

"My friend kendra is a total wombat."

by cowboysncupcakes February 2, 2016