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An insincere, sad attempt at smiling
An incredulous expression is less wistful than a wasted wistful wishful smile reposite.
by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010
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i wish i was a twat

sarcasm- used at the end of a really poor stoey or joke by an individual.
"i wish i was a twat"
by Josh Wardle March 19, 2007
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It's not the way you look
It's not the way that you smile
Although there's something to them
It's not the way you have your hair
It's not that certain style
It could be that with you
If I had a photograph of you
It's something to remind me
I wouldn't spend my life just wishing
It's not the make-up
And it's not the way that you dance
It's not the evening sky
It's more the way your eyes
Are laughing as they glance
Across the great divide
If I had a photograph of you
It's something to remind me
I wouldn't spend my life just wishing
It's not the things you say
It's not the things you do
It must be something more
And if I feel this way for so long
Tell me is it all for nothing
Just don't walk out the door
If I had a photograph of you
It's something to remind me
I wouldn't spend my life just wishing

Wishing (If I Had A Photograph)
by Death Menace February 5, 2023
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I wish a nigga would!!

I dare you to...
Keep it up and you're gonna get your ass kicked.

Shit..... "I wish a nigga would!!"
by Eric Sheps September 16, 2020
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Imperial Beach Wishing Well

When you done having anal sex and you spread your partners cheeks wide, toss a quarter into their gaping anus and make a wish.
JC gave Mrs Yothers Imperial Beach Wishing well and all his wishes came true!
by dr. zero October 4, 2005
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wish i had a jacket

When your he-man jacket brakes, and you sing to you brother until he gets so annoyed he gives you his he-man jacket!
i wish i had a jacket, i wish i had a jacket, i wish i had a ja-a-ket... i wish i had a jacket...
by Lickable February 14, 2004
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god I wish that were me

Any situation that you view online or from a third person and aspire to be one of the active people or objects in that particular situation.
*looking at a terribly animated photo of a baby cradled by a deformed mother*
BigJB21: god I wish that were me
by lukewarmwolf December 20, 2018
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