(n.) A large stack (or wad) of money, comprised primarily of single dollar bills, used to imply someone is rich when they actually aren't.
Bill pulled a huge stack of cash from his wallet, and handed it to his friend Jeff. Jeff, amazed, counted the stack to find it was made of mostly ones. Jeff was given a Tijuana Wad.
by Arlas June 25, 2015
As of, or pertaining to a smart-ass that thinks he's funny but really isn't. Derived from douche bag.
by Spitfire370 March 12, 2017
by DEICER December 15, 2022
by Batman Dago February 06, 2018
by Jehosaphat Barren June 21, 2017
by Nadramia December 09, 2019
A large amount of condoms.
A group of Geese are a Gaggle.
A group of Crows is a Murder.
A group of Condoms is a Wad.
A group of Geese are a Gaggle.
A group of Crows is a Murder.
A group of Condoms is a Wad.
Male 1 - I'm going muck spreading this weekend this weekend.
Male 2 - Mate, you're going to need a wad of condoms then.
Mother of male 1 - High fives male 1 and hands over 10 condoms.
Male 2 - Mate, you're going to need a wad of condoms then.
Mother of male 1 - High fives male 1 and hands over 10 condoms.
by Angered Beaver December 31, 2018