by the-vulture-hipster December 23, 2017
When a couple splits up, and holds a rushed yard sale to sell off the items they bought together, usually at a steep discount.
by Canadian Hoser February 13, 2009
People trying to find a table to sit at in a crowded coffee shop. They will often circle the coffee shop repeatedly while looking for a place to sit and will hover buzzard-like near the table of someone who looks like they might be about to leave.
In Seattle’s popular coffee shops it’s common for customers (often with laptop computers), to sit at their tables for hours making it hard for other people to find a free table to sit at.
"The other day I was writing at Cafe Solstice in the U District. It was full and the second I started packing up I could see a couple table vultures hovering, just waiting for me to leave."
"The other day I was writing at Cafe Solstice in the U District. It was full and the second I started packing up I could see a couple table vultures hovering, just waiting for me to leave."
by Cryptolexicographer December 05, 2013
Someone who uses a tragic event to gain political power or to use a tragic event to make a political statement.
by doctorparadox January 10, 2011
by GoroMK1 February 25, 2023
by v8explorer November 18, 2010
Anyone who seeks to find something offensive in something that really isn't offensive in hopes of causing massive outrage while getting social media approval in the process.
I can't believe the Woke Culture Vultures came and found something offensive with what Barry said -- None of us even knew saying someone who had dark eyes was offensive, racist, problematic, misogynistic and rooted in white Supremacy.
by F-Face Kat June 29, 2021