When something small and of little significance causes a major and disproportionate clusterf*** for a huge number of people.
Boss: Why were you late for work?
Employee: A car broke down on I-5 and turned into an Icelandic volcano... I couldn't move for hours.
Employee: A car broke down on I-5 and turned into an Icelandic volcano... I couldn't move for hours.
by retailguy April 18, 2010
Get the Icelandic volcano mug.Giving someone a blowjob underwater upside down until they cum. You then proceed to blow it out your nose causing it to float to the top of the water like an underwater smokestack.
by TheArbiter21 June 14, 2016
Get the Hawaiian Volcano mug.The act of balancing yourself on your shoulders and shitting blood and feces into the air, screaming VOLCANO!
Tony - "I watched a great porno last night."
Ernest- "What was it?"
Tony- "Was normal at first then the girl ended with a huge Dirty Volcano. I fell in love."
Ernest- "What was it?"
Tony- "Was normal at first then the girl ended with a huge Dirty Volcano. I fell in love."
by Chachapacha January 25, 2017
Get the Dirty Volcano mug.A gonzo volta is the point in a porn video in which the camera pans back from a couple having ordinary woman-on-top sex to show that the woman is actually also being anally penetrated by another man. If the woman is initially on the bottom and it is the second man, this time beneath her, exposed by the pan, this would be a reverse gonzo volta or missionary gonzo volta.
I downloaded what I thought would be a romantic video to watch with my girlfriend, but she was turned off after the gonzo volta.
by kangsheng February 9, 2018
Get the Gonzo volta mug.I am going to see The Mars Volta on April 17 in Indianapolis, Indiana. Even though they will probably be booed by all the moronic yuppie MTV clones in attendance, I am sure that their show will be mindblowing...
by BadboyBill April 1, 2004
Get the Mars Volta mug.A sadistic sexual practice in which a male coats his penis in muscle-rub (a medicinal heat rub such as Deep Heat, Fiery Jack or Menthol-Balm) and then has anal sex with another person who is unaware that they are being injected with the muscle-rub. Within minutes, the recipient’s sphincter and rectum while become irritated and can be likened to a volcanic crater.
Dude 1: "Yo, I totally freaked out my girlfriend the other night!"
Dude 2: "How so?"
Dude 1: "I'd just come back from the gym, still had my Deep Heat in my pocket and gave her a volcanic crater for a laugh!"
Dude 2: "How so?"
Dude 1: "I'd just come back from the gym, still had my Deep Heat in my pocket and gave her a volcanic crater for a laugh!"
by Wizards Sleeve December 26, 2005
Get the volcanic crater mug.Alan: Raaaawr! What'cha doin' Mr. Volcano?
George: Hello, tyrannosaurus Alan! I'm filling my water with Volcanicity!
George: Hello, tyrannosaurus Alan! I'm filling my water with Volcanicity!
by 169pd March 17, 2008
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