Vodka

Unfortunately it has become a pop culture joke. Most popular vodkas (smirnoff, absolut) are absolut shit and made in Sweden or Finland or something. Real and good vodka must be made in a slavic country. There is an ongoing argument with Poland and Russia over who created the drink. There is more evidence that says Poland coined the term vodka(wódka) for it and first started mass consumption of it. However, it was most likely created by persians or arabs. Slavic and also celtic people have the highest alcohol tolerances.

Good vodka includes: Zubrowka(the best), wyborowa, luksosowa and bols.

by cerealtitties January 18, 2006

vodka and tonic

A vodka tonic is an alcoholic drink made with varying proportions of vodka and tonic water.

In London Cockney slag the term can also mean: VAT. (Value Added Tax)

Savvy Jill: How much is that puppy in the window?

Slang Bob: It's thirty eight quid plus the vodka and tonic.

by Webmonkey2000 November 6, 2008

vodka bong

like a beer bong, but with vodka

bro #1: hey dude, i have this beer bong but no beer :(
bro #2: ahhh bro!! i have some vodka
bros #1 and #2(while fist pumping): VODKA BONGS!

by pwawers July 1, 2010

Volcanic Mudslide

A Black man takes the bloody tampon out of a fiery red heads moot and enbeds it up his own arse. He then mounts the fiery ginger bitch and when he is about to ejaculate the fiery red head yanks the bloody rag out causing the volcanic mudslide.

The bitch loved the volcanic mudslide but hated the mess

by Ginger Girl 1 June 17, 2009

Vodka Convention

A group of rules used by friends when drinking. The rules should be written and signed by all members prior to drinking. The format should follow the Geniva Convention.

1.That basturd just passed up a free drink! That is a clear violation of our Vodka Convention. This Violation must be delt with swiftly.

2.Did he just kiss a ugly chick at the bar? That is definatly a violation of our Vodka Convention.

by Steve Harmon August 9, 2006

Boomerang Vodka

A delicious spirit, bottled and distilled in the finest of all states, New Jersey. Scobeyville, NJ, a town in which the people of New Jersey rarely know to even exist...but is actually the home to this very inexpensive and cheap bottle of vodka. Comparable to Popov but even cheaper...because we all know how the people of Jersey love their cheap liquor. Lets have a toast to the most, and drink away our worries in the Garden State.....because......."You'll Always Come Back." (the logo on written on each and every bottle)

Boomerang Vodka, Popov Vodka, Cheap Vodka, Crunk Juice.......pretty much any cheap but strong alcohol.

by Jay R., B-Rad, and J Dub. July 16, 2006

vodka nigger

a person of Russian origin; one who drinks large amounts of vodka.

korbachov of however you spell it

by satan February 23, 2005