Y(useless)

Someone who's name is Yusuf, and is useless.

Me: Yusie is useless
Fufu (Fuaad): I guess you could say he's y(useless)

by Nik ger hater June 9, 2019

Useless

You

Just look in the mirror

Hamburger: h a m b e r g e r

President obama: Your useless

by presidentobamaisgoodinbed January 28, 2023

captain useless

A nigga who always be lacking. Sometimes he makes a joke and nobody laugh but we still love the guy.

-Guys why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.

Everyone:
-Man you really did just pull a captain useless.

by ButFuggle April 16, 2020

useless

ur mom

Your useless trash was in my damn house!

by Fufydadhalover262 September 28, 2020

uselessitis

A disease a person has where they are deemed 100% useless, and cannot function in any career or social setting and are sans skills for pretty much anything.

"I was told about hald a dozen times how to open the screen door, and my boss still had to come open promptly.
'sounds like you've got uselessitis, bro!"

by djtc October 17, 2020

most useless

An adjetive for the object in a group that has the fewest or no use

Tom : Billy is the most useless person ever, he thinks everything is a jojo reference.
Billy : no u :)

by GoldenOrb September 18, 2022

Useless fuckwhistle

A person who cannot comprehend or execute the simplest of tasks

"My fucking roommate was so ignorant that they opened the box of cereal from the wrong end, and I opened it from the opposite end, and it spilled all over the floor! She is such a useless fuckwhistle

by Useless Fuckwhistle June 3, 2016