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Unicorn

A man with his dick chopped off and stapled/sewn/taped/glued to his forehead.
If I ever see him whip it out and wave it around again, I'm gonna chop that thing off and make him into a unicorn.
by mandythewombat October 22, 2015
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Lisa is an un-capturable Unicorn.
by L-corn September 1, 2017
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The most evil vile creatures in existence they steal all of the attention and are freaking brats
Did you see how rude that unicorn was!?

Yes I hate them so much. They are the devils spawn
by Yam the man August 2, 2018
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Kristaps Porzingis. Or Kristaps Porzingod. The Knicks legend in the making.
Guy: Yoooo! You see the Knicks game last night?
Guy #2: Yeah the unicorn dropped 30 again!
by Tjk31 November 12, 2017
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Code word for the “time of the month” for girls.
I am on my unicorn!

My unicorn is bugging me!
by BettytheGymnast August 31, 2018
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Related to armadillos and rhinos, unicorns are a usually white horse-resembling creature with rainbow hair and a pink and purple horn. Have been mistaken to narwhals, but narwhals are actually unihippocampi. Not related to horses or pegasi, as they do not exist. A unicorn is quite real and one dies everytime someone breaks a promise, tells a lie, or has an awkward silence. Unicorns also have the power to grant you wishes.
*Awkward silence*
"A UNICORN DIED!!"
by summersunshine.dabeep February 15, 2015
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The word unicorn is a way to say I'M A UNICORN, it's a way to say I'm happy ya'll and also a way to say that you love the song pink fluffy unicorn here are some way to hashtag unicorn....#Unicorn #unicornpower #unicornarethebesta. Here are 4 other thing unicorn means, 1.that girl is a unicorn, that means she/he is always happy popular and eCT
2.I'm a unicorn, means you adore unicorns more then you love wifi,your mom,your dad even starnger things. 3.🎵pink fluffy unicorn dancing on rainbow🎵 if you sing this you are retarded, last but not least number 4.why you not a unicorn? That question always to be awnser or else but if you don't know how to awnser here is a way: because I'm allergic to unicorns,
I am but it doesn't show

That was what unicorn means
Example : why you not a unicorn bruh like why
by Brianna unicorn June 1, 2018
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