A really chill, middle-aged Russian man who will be more than happy to give you his AK if you take him to Dry Station. He is the one who calls them Bitches.
by 'Murican Apple October 5, 2017
Get the uncle bourbon mug.Uncle dip (Kyle Cornelius Dipp) is a 57 year old pedophile who was taken away by the U.S Government but as escaped and on a rampage to molest all of the little kids in town. If you ever see a 2004 Chrome Toyota Camry with a license plate of bronze plating on the letters but not numbers run away as fast as you can. Beware for he dosen’t care who or what he takes to molest, he will “do” anything…
He will seem like a nice old man but once you get into his car, he changes his personality.
He will seem like a nice old man but once you get into his car, he changes his personality.
Bystander - Uncle dip? Why did you touch that little girl?
Uncle dip - age is just a number…
Bystander - *dials 911*
Uncle dip - age is just a number…
Bystander - *dials 911*
by Lkahsnskkzbsjajsbdndnssnman September 24, 2022
Get the Uncle Dip mug.Douchebag faggot sloppy fat fuck that went to Northside, but jumped on the Acadiana bandwagon once they started winning and calls everybody his nephew when clearly there’s no relation.
by El Diablo 3 October 19, 2019
Get the uncle krunk mug.Uncle cuckus, basically a more extreme, irrational and aggressive version of an uncle cuck. Basically the same as uncle ruckus but the white version.
All white people are racist, I'm so ashamed of being white, you cannot be racist to white people.
No, Cameron is just an uncle cuckus.
No, Cameron is just an uncle cuckus.
by XxP1KEY69xX August 22, 2017
Get the uncle cuckus mug.Me: Hey thanks for the golf ball for Christmas.
Uncle Douche: I didn't know what to buy you ill get you back
Me: alright( sounds reasonable)
Situation: 6 months later nothing...3 years later nothing...at his funeral gave him back his golf ball.
Uncle Douche: I didn't know what to buy you ill get you back
Me: alright( sounds reasonable)
Situation: 6 months later nothing...3 years later nothing...at his funeral gave him back his golf ball.
by doug longz March 25, 2011
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The roomate of ANY guy you are having casual sex with. Many times you will find such a character wrapped up in drinking beer and smoking weed while expressing with no passion at all "im bored". He will find great excitement in online poker tounaments and will not be phased by you coming and going to sleep with his roomate.
The roomate of ANY guy you are having casual sex with. Many times you will find such a character wrapped up in drinking beer and smoking weed while expressing with no passion at all "im bored". He will find great excitement in online poker tounaments and will not be phased by you coming and going to sleep with his roomate.
by Darkeness October 27, 2010
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Mike: Yeah, make sure you stay away from my 13th uncle. He's a weirdo.
Mike: Yeah, make sure you stay away from my 13th uncle. He's a weirdo.
by Cheddar Bunnies November 26, 2020
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