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Pierre Elliot Trudeau High School 

Yo PETHS be filled with bare wasteyutes fam. 95% of the school is asian and are either wannabe toronto mans or are nerdy asl. And dont even get me started on these brownies fam. They b using the n word all da time like they from jane and finch but they miyutes ong. The crossroad kids be acting like they own da place and the caf kids musty af styll. The music hall filled with stanky ass nerds who tryna play tuff and the shordys be merked af.
Toronto Mans: Yo where can I find dem bomb ass cookies?
Other Toronto Mans: I heard they was in the pierre elliot trudeau high school caf ahlie?
Nerd: Did you guys finish the science homework?
Toronto Mans: Shut yo bum ass up crodie.
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Take a Trudeau 

Canadian slang. To defecate, often referring to wet and runny excrement
The dog just took a Trudeau on the rug!

Hopefully I can get out of this traffic jam before I have to take a Trudeau.
Take a Trudeau by Dr.Otaganawa April 30, 2024

Pierre Elliott Trudeau HS

2026 Update: Well guys, I took a quick visit. As a former student, I can say absolutely nothing has changed apart from teachers, posters, and students. As I am now an adult, I can no longer comment on the student body but I will say this school has produced either the biggest successes or biggest carjackers/plugs in the municipality. You get two spectrums, a Pierre Elliott Trudeau kid could be doing cancer research right now at McMaster or hitting a vape on a skateboard at Berczy Park. From what current kids tell me, the school became easy? I used to struggle to get 90s even at my peak with class medians in the 70s but gradeflation really hit this institution man. Apart from that, still band kids humping instruments, kids vaping in the washrooms, dudes beefing in the crossroads. As drake said on one of his albums, nothing was the same. Anyways, as you read this, please do consider yourself either blessed or cursed to study/have studied here, it truly was an experience indeed.
4 Years Later

Toronto Wasteman: Yo Toronto bodmon, ur tryna fawad over to markville?

Toronto Bodmon turned Waterloo CS graduate: I got a job at Microsoft man, I'm leaving this area.

Toronto Wasteman: Nize your beak ahlie cronem tweakin about getting a job styll

Waterloo CS graduate: I might've been a Toronto bodmon but deep down I was always a nerd from Pierre Elliott Trudeau HS, don't forget that.

Toronto Wasteman: mandem be going for jobs? i'll lowe it styll, take it easy my guy. You and yo band kid lookin ass