Trump

The little bit of poop that gets on your finger when it accidentally pokes through the toilet paper while wiping.

Do you have a toothpick handy? I have some trump stuck under my nail.

by BumpkinKing December 4, 2020

Trump

A racist little monkey

If you wanna see a glow go look at trump

by mahveenisasimp June 30, 2020

Trump

To defecate in large proportions.

You might want to wait before you use the bathroom, it smells like someone just took a trump in there!

by KJ Powews November 1, 2020

Trump

Someone so incredibly dumb that when you talk to them you get stroke immediately

Person 1: did you hear what nick said?
Person 2: snakfbskabehdubdbfjdnbxjfkapdn

Person 1: shit I knew he was a trump

by Yowatsup August 4, 2020

Trump

Trump (noun) - a person who consistently fails despite lying, cheating, or stealing to win.

Trump (verb) - to lie, cheat, and steal but still fail (likely due to hubris).

He tried to score with her by pretending to find her lost dog, but she found out he stole it in the first place. What a trump!

Even after hoodwinking half the nation, he totally trumped and lost the election.

by Mechabear January 18, 2021

Trump

An orange motherfucker who is now the third impeached US president in history.

If Trump was to kill off an entire city, his dumbass supporters would still defend him.

by RolltheRoyce February 5, 2020

Trump

The scream a pig makes when it's trapped under a coffee table

-Hey what's that sound under the coffee table?
-It's just my pig trumping again

by Moldy Brain September 25, 2020