Tristan

Tristan could be your friend one minute and your Enemy the next because he is and unfunny guy who likes to play around to much

Guy:Tristan reported me for some stupid shit
Tristan:that's what you

by Small dick white boi October 28, 2017

Tristan

Tristan is a wonderful person who is always there for you when you need it. He has a awful but adorable sence of humour.He is very kind but puts himself down often and needs support sometimes.He is very positive and finds the beauty in everyone. He is very quick and energetic and will always crack the awkward moments.

You know Tristan? He is always positive yet awkward.

by Jefferson randell April 23, 2018

Tristan

The sexiest guy alive. If you even get to talk to or look at someone names Tristan, consider yourself lucky. Because you’re a lucky ASS lady to be able to love a guy named Tristan. He’s got a nice, plump booty and a sexy ass face.

Did you see that sexy ass face over there???

“Yeah, that has to be a Tristan”

by Ladyladyfriendddd July 28, 2018

Tristan

he’s the best boyfriend ever and tbh that’s all i would have to say for you guys to know how amazing but i’ll list. he’s FINE ASH, smart when he wants to be, FUNNY, caring, sweet, and knows how to treat his girlfriend. he’s the best boyfriend ever.

dang i love my boyfriend tristan

by bear5801 November 25, 2018

Tristan

A turtle who eats a lot of tacos

Look there is the Tristan talking to the bald man with the tacos

by Snow-no November 26, 2018

Tristan

Tristan is a short fag with a red hat that never gets out of the fucking handball square and tells everyone to lick his balls meaning that he is indeed Homosexual.

Tristan is a faggot

by Hi Tristan November 27, 2018

Tristan

Tristan is a asshole and you never wanna be friends with him or have him as a boyfriend cause he is a puppy dog and will follow you around everywhere DONT DATE A TRISTAN . He will always pick on your flaws and will make fun of you he is very very very annoying and mean and uglyyyyy affffffffff!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Girl1: Ew is Tristan boyfriend

Girl 2: yeahhh I love him
Girl1: ew gross dump in while you can he’s ugly and mean

Girl2: okay I’ll dump his ugly ass!!

by Zopheyq November 29, 2018