rat travels

(n) Rodent track marks. rodent trailings.

Phrase use because rodents i.e. mice and rats cannot hold their bowels and thus they leave a continuous trail of poo and urine which leaves obvious trail stains on furniture, along walls, inside cupboards etc.

This couch is full of rat travels! This box of food you had in storage shows signs of rat travels.

by thaibu April 22, 2010

sleep traveling

When you go somewhere that requires you to drive or use mass transit and when you get there you forgot how you got there, or in the worst of cases, the entire previous synopsis from the point of supposed "waking up".

This is common after a heavy night of drinking, when you have a routine that owns your life, or when you get morning wood so bad it takes what needed blood there is from your head to wake up fully.

Mr. Garglewitz was on his way to work. He was low in the eyes but seemingly awake, very awake. He carried out his normal, bleak, and depressing routine with pinpoint accuracy. When he reached his hamster cage, or cubicle as earthlings would call it, he finally woke up from his sleep realizing that he was at work. When he came to this realization he could not remember what had happened or how he got there. He experienced a very pronounced case of sleep traveling.

by The see-ma-wae January 22, 2010

Travel agent

Danny from love island because any girl that went near him went to the airport

Mans a travel agent innit

by Travel agent July 9, 2019

Travel Foxes

These were THE shoes to own in the late 1980s if you were a real guido! Damn I miss them!

"Yo Joey,..I think these pants would go great with my white Travel Foxes!"

by a REAL guido October 29, 2008

Travel Sandwich

A sandwich that you purchase with a larger sandwich, usually fast food, which you use as an appetizer before you get home and eat the larger sandwich because they're fat. Other food items can replace sandwich such as ice cream, pie, nuggets etc.

Probably a #7 and a Travel Sandwich.

by Corbon Deoxide August 19, 2010

Travel Lob

A phenomenon affecting the gentleman when on long car journeys. When the natural harmonics of the road vibrations through the car at cruising speed, cause a usually unwelcomed lob on (aka semi, chub on, semi erect penis) for no apparent reason. Indeed you could be thinking of things entirely un-erotic.

Usually affecting the gentlemen passenger, but will hit a driver after a while. There is speculation of 'Journey Juice' affecting women, but this is unconfirmed.

Passenger: Dude, i've just got to take my seatbelt off and sort my self out.

Driver: Why, what the fuck is going on

Passenger: well i've suddenly got a tremendous Travel Lob on. Not sure why, I was just thinking about my forthcoming exam.

Driver: Oh. Oh OK.

by burty330 July 31, 2012

perpetual traveler

PT, also read as "prior taxpayer" or "permanent tourist".

Someone who travels from nation in such a way that he isn't considered resident in any of the nations he visits. This way, he doesn't have to pay income tax.
PT's often have their official residency in some sort of tax haven.

Also see Nomad Capitalist

Me: Why aren't you paying any taxes here, Jeff?
Jeff: Because I'm a perpetual traveler and not a resident of this country. Besides, taxes are theft.
Jeff takes a huge puff of smoke on his cigar and blows it in my face.

by agorist January 19, 2014