Trafford Middle School

Trafford’s failed attempt at a middle school. It will cultivate you into an aggressive delinquent. All the teachers are either creepy predators, mentally unstable, eat their feelings, or all three! Substitutes are walked all over and yinz better watch out on Fry Friday’s because it gets real. Administration insists we are smarter than Penn but we all know it’s a cover up for all the pregnancies.

“Becca is so messed up because she went to Trafford Middle School

by BigXan April 20, 2019

Compartmentalised Traffic Window

A highly innovative method of traffic calming first initiated by Colin Minton of Ford Village Society. It's primary aims are probably really good but I can't actually remember what they are at present.

Police: "Oh cheers Colin, another great presentation on the Compartmentalised Traffic Window".

Colin: "Cheers Mr. Policeman"

by Mr. Policeman March 22, 2010

San Francisco Traffic Jam

What starts with 2 men engaging in butt sex, with more and more men adding on to the end of the line as the night progresses.

Justin: Dude, where have you been?
Rasputin: Sorry man, I got caught up in a San Francisco Traffic Jam.
Steve: Did you at least remember the Boston Baked Beans?
Rasputin: Sorry, I forgot.
Steve: Man, what a douche. Wanna see my Boston Belt Buckle?

by frosty174 October 3, 2016

trafficky

sea of red lights on the nation's highway; that uneasy feeling that comes with being stuck in traffic; the nature of traffic

There's an accident on the main corridor and everything is typically trafficky.

by Douglas Willliam Mowbray October 13, 2006

Traffucked

To be delayed due to a high volume of traffic.

Dude, we would have been here right on time, but we got traffucked.

by XC Jay April 11, 2008

Traficated

Large amount of traffic in one area, a conjested road or highway, lots of traffic

The highway was trafficated today. Its really traficated right now.

by Little Sexy September 8, 2010

organic traffic tester

Stroller, absent-mindedly pushed out into traffic (often between 2 parked cars) by distracted/stupid parent prior to crossing street. If Tester returns to owner empty or mangled, there was a car coming.

"OMG, I totally had to swerve to avoid that Organic Traffic Tester!"

by Wrabbit November 9, 2009