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Toronto

Canada's version of NYC.
"I don't have the money to visit New York.. let's just go to Toronto, it's the same thing anyways."
by sLICK tDOT mAN January 18, 2009
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Toronto

One of the most overrated cities on the planet. A great city mind you, although nowhere near the "world-class" level some put it at. What makes it great is the fact you can walk three blocks and go through just about every ethnic community in the world. What makes it weak is it's tree-fucking city council who refuses to build new freeways despite unending gridlock and the stark reality that humans will never abandon their cars. Also claims it is very safe (although more of a pious Canadian mindset than a Toronto one) despite weekly gunplay.
"Toronto is a great town, but it can't hold a match to New York, or even Montreal."
by Lazarus Ciccone December 12, 2004
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Toronto

Toronto is the center of the universe no matter what any fat albertan hillbilly or dumb Vancouver stoner says

oh and don't forget Montreal Quebec and all of the east coast.... Are awesome
Dan- hey John what side of Edmonton do you live on
John- oh Dan I live on the Toronto side, not the dumbass side (ei all other directions than toward Toronto)
Dan- well maybe I'll come visit you I'd love to get closer to the real center of the universe
by TorontoMan February 17, 2010
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Toronto

Toronto is one of the best cities in the world. The city prides itself as being one of the most multicultural countries in the world. A lot of people diss on Toronto as being dirty, disgusting and crime-filled but no, it's not exceptionally horrible. It's a great city with its own fair share of crimes and whatever. It's home to probably around 50% of Canada's richest people and its just like New York City but less filthy and less filled with nightlife or etc.

Keep in mind that when you go to countries in Asia or other countries in the world, nobody has heard of Edmonton or Vancouver or Yellowknife, but admit it, everyone has heard of TORONTO
Edmontonian: People in Toronto think they're better than everyone else.
Torontonian: HELL YEAH we are! NATIONALISM BABY. What's wrong with that? When Albertans say "We love Alberta!" its okay, when we say "We love TO" people automatically call us elitist bastards.
by electricxx December 20, 2010
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Toronto Maple Leafs

The best team known in the existence of Hockey. All of those who doubt the Leafs obviously have no taste waht so ever.
Holy shit the Toronto Maple Leafs just won another game because they are the best hockey team ever.
by LeafsRunThisShit January 27, 2007
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toronto maple leafs

A hockey team that is ALWAYS beat by the Canucks.
The toronto maple leafs defense are the leagues only defense that is frightened of the physical prowess of the Sedin Sisters.
by suckonthattoronto November 21, 2010
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torontonian

Some of the biggest douchebags you'll ever meet. They are about as civilized as a bunch of wild dogs and in fact if you read the story "The Shadow Over Innsmouth", Lovecraft would probably be put into a coma out of fear due to how bad Torontonians are compared to the residents of Innsmouth. Common behaviour you should expect from them: cutting in front of you in line, blatantly displaying their belief that they are superior than you, giving you dirty looks for the most minor things, if you offer them a place in line they'll take it without saying a word, etc.
I'm a Torontonian myself but I can't lie to myself and say Torontonians are polite and nice people. I try to be polite whenever I can. This is literally what happened as soon as I got back from a trip in Europe at the Toronto airport: 1. I was on those moving ramps and a bit to the left (not realizing it) and some cunt of a soccer mom with TNA pants says "Slower people to the right" with her little shit of a daughter. 2. My dad offers someone a place in line and he just says "ok" without a single word of gratitude. 3. Some bitch who works there decides its okay to split up my family when checking our passports instead of having everyone together to save time.
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