Elephant Toothpaste

The result of a chemical reaction usually contained in a tube. The mix will eject a very hot substance used purely as an attempt to try and impress 6th graders at a school gathering or as a high school science lab.

Teacher: “Listen up you ungrateful monstrosities, you are making elephant toothpaste.”

Class: “Fuck you!”

Teacher: “Shut your traps you disgruntled bastards. You’re lucky it’s not still the 1990’s or I would whoop your asses”

by Juul Sniper June 19, 2019

Florida toothbrush

When someone brushes their teeth and spits it on a penis and then gives them a blowjob.

Oh man, I want to give you a Florida toothbrush.

by TurkeyBaster69 May 2, 2021

the Dead Tooth Dragon Panther

A farel mystical beast. Breed in the ominious dark of night, a creature half lizard, half cat escaped from the most foul depths of purgatory. With a fang so black and wicked it roams the South Side, causing tooth decay upon the innocent. As legend tells, if you can tame the brute he will spin you gold teeth from dental floss.

I crossed the Dead Tooth Dragon Panther, luckily I had some whiskey and like half a pack of cigs. He purred like a baby kitty and weaved me up this sick mouth piece. He is actually a pretty cool guy, were gonna hang sometime.

by Wolfpack2728 April 21, 2011

Alabama Get-together

When one (who originates from the state of Alabama) assembles those that are in the same family tree, and commits a sexual orgy. These orgies must consist of other sexual innuendos and fantasies such of that as the Alaskan Pipeline, African Goggles, Jersey Meathook, Wisconsin Cheese Wheel, and the Fire Hydrant.

"Dude I just got my sister to join the Alabama Get-together "
"Awesome grandpa!"
"Thanks, lets do one now!"

by Call me "Daddy" December 19, 2016

toothy

(adj) second rate falatio that is usually painful because of the overuse of teeth.

She gives good head but it was kinda toothy.

by mikealika August 28, 2007

toothing

(n.) Having sex between strangers, after having been arranged via the mobile phone (cell phone) using Bluetooth technology.

Wanna have a go at toothing?

by That's right July 25, 2006

Vibrating tooth brush

tool used to masterbate girls, thrust the end without the bristles up..

"she always masterbated with her finger, now she uses a vibrating tooth brush"

by lions and tigers and bears December 28, 2005