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Max

Most likely a furry, y'know?

How is Max not a furry?
Oh look at him, he's a furry. Must be Max
by Banakoana August 23, 2022
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max

lives in denmark doesnt like lego
max doesnt like lego. ew.
by jinjahboi1999 July 6, 2019
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Max

Super hot loyal babe, opens and responds in seconds, best body in his grade, hot, fucks men named Mikey
Holy shit you’re really going to town on Mikey! Is your name Max?”
by my_name_is_max January 29, 2021
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Max

Max is someone who doesn't know what they have and fucks it up.
Max is always making bad choices and fuck up their and everyone's lives around them.

Max is a Loser...

Also know as Dumb Fuck, Idiot, Fool, Dumb Ass, Dick Head, etc.
by Hottest man aka humberto January 2, 2020
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Max

Max is an amazing, caring, handsome and completely loveable boyfriend and person. He is selfless, cute, and extremely adorable. He likes to act tough around his friends and family, but behind closed doors he is a big baby. You will love him with all your heart and not regret one thing while you're with him. He's so sweet and considerate, he gives great hugs and most likely has an amazing, pretty big penis. My Max has brown, coarse, curly hair and is a genuine human. He has a great lips, beautiful green eyes, and a strong body. He will help you through anything, take care of you, give you a bunch of love, and wipe your tears when you cry. He's a great family man, boyfriend and best friend. Hold onto him, he's perfect. He knows how to fuck and he's an amazing kisser. He's awkward and worried at first because of his past relationships but will eventually learn to love again and worship the ground you walk on.
"Did you know she's dating Max?"
"No, really? Wow, what a lucky girl."
by am baby November 10, 2020
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Max

That ranga that's not really a ranga but still counts no matter what and he's not gay but has that vibe, ya know?
Person 1: "Yo, is that Max?"
Person 2: "Yeah he just came out of drama"
Person 1: "Ha, knew he did drama"
Person 2: "Ha yeah... isn't he-"
Person 1: "A gay ranga? He's not gay"
Person 2: "Really? But he's so-"
Person 1: "Yeah I know, and his hairs losing colour"
Person 2: "Still counts though"
Person 1: "Yeah"
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Max

one who is a xan addict who no speak English, also is some ass at cartoon strike
did you hear about the boi who is a can addict, what a max
by jamie42 February 16, 2018
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